
WELCOME TO SATIRE ON SATIRE! Take on the crazy "WOKE" warriors destroying the world and enforcing their absurd ideology in this hilariously fast-paced retro FPS. Control the fearless BULLDOG and fight back for common sense against political correctness!
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Get ready for a wild, hilarious ride! Take on the crazy "WOKE" warriors who’ve captured the world and enforced their absurd ideology. Push back against corporate political correctness and prove common sense still wins.

The story of DOGENSTEIN takes place in a world consumed by totalitarian "WOKE" rule. It is governed with an iron fist by a ruthless oligarch known only as the Prince, who has seized control of corporations, the media, and the entire state.
Every pocket of resistance has been wiped out. Anyone who dares oppose the imposed ideology is marked for destruction. Dissidents are literally ground into mountains of putrid biomass.
The world has completely lost its mind. Common sense has been outlawed. Only one mission remains: fight your way through this nightmare and bring down the empire of "WOKE" absurdity.
The world has fallen under the Prince's rule and the control of his loyal "WOKE" puppets.
But one dog refused to submit. Carve your way through endless hordes of enemies, tear down the empire of absurdity, and dive into the most insane, fast-paced boomer shooter you've ever played!

Blast your way through 13 action-packed levels, each filled with unique gags, chaotic set pieces, hidden secrets, and memorable moments.
Battle armies of ideological "WOKE" fanatics and champions of cancel culture as you bring their politically correct empire crashing down.
Take control of the fearless BULLDOG and challenge the Prince's regime.
A lightning-fast retro FPS inspired by the golden age of 1990s shooters.
Explore the twisted world of "Cancel Culture" - prisons, cities, human-processing factories, and other bizarre locations.
Enjoy authentic old-school pixel art inspired by classic retro shooters.
An electrifying Retrowave soundtrack.
Brutal, edgy, and absurdly funny dialogue packed with dark humor.
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10/10 best game of 2026.
Идея хорошая, реализацию прое*али. Ещё и ИИ вставки. Чисто пройти под градусом и забыть.
10/10 best game of 2026 gotta love the Negative comments lmao
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Languages: English*, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Russian*languages with full audio support
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Расслабляющая игра. Мне понравилась. Играйте на харде. Проблем не составит труда пройти, легко проходится. Сюжетная часть показывает всё клише игровой индустрии в наше время.
Great A++++++++++
Funny...
decent little FPS but riddled with AI, also its not GOOD good, but its a fun time to play and make fun of with friends
honesty so bad but kinda funny when ur on a call
[h1] Проснитесь и пойте, мистер Натурал. Проснитесь и пойте. Нет, я не хочу сказать, что Вы спите на работе. Никто не заслуживает отдыха больше вашего. И все усилия мира пропали бы даром, пока... скажем просто, что Ваш час снова пробил. Нужный человек с правильной ориентацией может перевернуть мир. Так проснитесь же, мистер Натурал. Проснитесь, вас снова ждут великие дела. [/h1] Простенький, но задорный бумершутер с миллиардом шуток про овно в мире победившей повесточки.
Woke.
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