Destroy All Humans!

Fun Alien invasion game!

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Обычно, конечно, приходится спасть мир всеми силами, но Destroy All Humans - не тот случай, тут мы наоборот пытаемся его поработить. Игра пропитана сатирой, чёрным юмором и стереотипами о Америке и американской жизни, было очень весело. Сюжетка очень короткая, за вечер - два проходится, допы тоже есть, но они одинаковые. Я прошел первые 3 города, дальше скипнул. Игра хоть и короткая, но достаточно разнообразная: тут тебе и стелс (иногда обязательный, иногда по желанию), а так же можно всё крушить на своём пути; можно полетать, а можно и попарить над землёй как на скейте; вот тебе провинциальный городок с коровами и тракторами, или вот тебе столица. В общем, если пропустили советую познакомиться, если играли в оригинальную игру 2005 года, то этот ремейк обязательно зацените.

Surely i would enjoy it more if i could choose next mission from like let's say 3 variants, but instad there is always 1 next mission available plus there are many limitations with upgrades (u got some currency for finishing a mission and then u check what u can get) that only unlocks after certain missions. Plot and cutscenes are best part of this game, surely it would be fun to watch someone plays it (and i mean someone who knows this game well and can finish any mission without problems). After 3 hours i got to a point where i just lost interest in continuing some annoying mission (like defending some towers from crows of enemies WITHOUT my ship), so cringe that only sometimes game allows us to use it and otherwise just force us to struggle with zipping hordes of enemies that keep coming. Why not letting players choose how to approach the mission? Eh..

bom!

funny

TURN THEM ALL INTO CHUM!!!