Destroy All Humans!

Tiny alien grins Human panic fuels the fun Earth falls laughing down

"The Furon Empire approves...with minor reservations." Remakes, remasters, and long-dormant franchises making a comeback are becoming increasingly common, but not every studio manages to strike the balance between delivering a technically and visually modern experience while preserving what made the original beloved in the first place. Destroy All Humans! is a clear example of a team that understood exactly what made the game work. The gameplay, the B-movie humor, and all the tongue-in-cheek charm you'd expect from a mid-2000s title are still here, now wrapped in a modern engine that runs smooth as butter. I never played the original, so I came into the remake without the benefit of nostalgia. As a result, I did have a few gripes with the experience. Mouse and keyboard controls can feel a little convoluted, the camera is occasionally clunky, and the gameplay starts to feel repetitive—especially during the second half. Even the humor begins to wear a bit thin over time. That said, I can absolutely see fans of the original, or anyone who enjoys this style of game, having a great time with it. Just don't expect it to reinvent the wheel.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☐ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☑ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Managable ☐ Big ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☑ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☑ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs & Crashes ☐ Can get annoying ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

По моему мнению игра скучновата в плане геймплея ,спасают ее юмор. Я не знаю сколько миссии в игре ,но их много. Почти все одинаковые: убей, просканируй, проберись , ну и уничтожь здания летая на тарелке . Сюжет обыкновенный с юмором, пойдет. 4 вида основного оружия у Крипто: Электро луч самый основной , считая всю игру ,Я им и убивал всех Огневая Пушка такая себе почти не пользовался ,спасла на финальном боссе Зонд бесполезная хрень вообще Ну и финальная пушка пожалуй вроде норм ,но всего 5 выстрелов на миссию делает ее бесполезной Много способностей ,пользовался кражей внешности и на этом все ,бывало еще и мозги взрывал для опыта. На тарелке миссии зрелищные ,но скучные . Как итог игра скорее всего заходит тем ,кто играл в нее в детстве. К сожалению она в своё время прошла мимо меня , и теперь могу сказать что игра просто крепкий среднячок. С пивом ,вечерком самое то по несколько уровней проходить.

Dlho som to mal uz kupene a nemam co zahrat a posledne som to videl uz par rokov naspat u streamerov, tak reku davaj :D Ako zabavne :D :D taka haluzovina, Zatial som len na zaciatku tak nejake velke obkecavanie , zatial ma to bavi :) . + grafika je fajn + missie mam rad stealth :D + vyzvy ( niektore som opakoval x krat :D, ale klavesnica prezila :D ) - zatial ziadne ( dufam ze ani nebudu )

its worth it but the PK ragdoll system is not good compared to the first game which was one of the only things i was really looking forward too you used to be able to actually interact with the world in a more immersive sim style way thats just not here would much more prefer a port of the original

Hilarious game and also authentic!! Destroy all humans is a good game I like the humorous and specific gameplay it gives off it’s a really enjoyable play