Desktop Survivors 98

Great game. Very nostalgic of old windows.... Clippy. ---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent (For what it is. Great if considering that the graphics are meant to look like old Win) ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☑ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑ 10 ---{ Author }--- ☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

Doesn't work with the Steam controller. Could not start a run, the doors would just not be clickable.

Fun roguelike that uses old windows looks as a graphics style. Kept me coming back for more even after it thoroughly annoyed me. There's a lot to unlock than originally seems.

This windows 98 themed vampire survivors like game has exceeded my expectations. A great way to take a break from other things every now and then.

really good roguelike for how cheap it is

It's a really fun survivors like with references to classic Windows that many unc grew up on. Well worth the price, though some QoL aspects are unlocked via achievements.

This is a great game for just picking up and playing. I enjoy most of the cursors and the patch kits are quite fun. The discovery of corrupted items were fun additions to gameplay, and the library was a great addition as it helped me remember how to get the synergies I like, such as the flower box and pipes synergy. My only gripe is that the fishing rod item is a bit difficult to use.

Quite difficult, but very pleasant blast to the past cursor game reminding me of the cursor catcher game from newgrounds or somewhere.

Interesting concept, but gets boring quickly. Giving thumbs up only becuase its developer's first game.

I adore this game