Deserter Simulator

This game is garbage, I have all of the achievements (don't ask me why). -Turning too hard means that you'll lean against the ground and start going straight. -Some of the characters aren't able to go over jumps without crashing. -Unlocks will sometimes give you characters and vehicles that you already have. -There are spelling errors all over the game -There is not really any settings available (Space bar is brake/drift, there is no list of controls) If you do end up playing it anyway, like I did, and want to get all the achievements: The easiest way is to go towards the far right corner from where you start (will not be available immediately, some rubble will need to be cleared) and there is a golden statue of an anime girl. Running in to this statue will unlock her as a character, her name is Query-chan, she is the only character that holds on to the bike properly, if you get her on the drone, she is essentially invincible and you can do whatever you need to.

crazy stuff happens in this game - controlls are bad - much bugs - vehicles sucks (but some nice ideas) - omg that music

[h1]"The Dev of this game deserves to become a deserter"[/h1] A lost town in war. You escape just with a motorcycle followed by guards in armored vehicles. Your controls are A (left) + D (right) + Space (break/boost). Your motorcycle is permanently moving and distance is calculated by time (lol wtf?). Holy crap how hard it is to just turn around. Collect the golden hearts, drive as long as you can and use the boost ramps to perform some jumps. The big goal is to cleanup the destroyed city from scrap to move to the next destroyed city. Boring & grinding and only a few challenging achievements. But also the least matching soundtrack evar - Cello, the brain eater.

What is this game good for ??? most of all how is it played ??? controller steering left and right - B or red button seems to be nitro Keyboard A and D for left and right - other keys i couldn't find out. Dont know how to drift - and without drift you can't drive, because normal steeing is only marginal changing of direction. and this music makes me get bloody ears after 10th start of the game !!!

I dont remember playing a game with worse controls than this in my entire life. ET fom Atari included. Definitively one of the worst games on Steam, A good competitor to Digital Homicide! STAY AWAY at all costs. Dont get it even if someone pays you to play.

Have you ever wanted to play as a sentinent bike driving a dead body around while crappy dinner party music loops? Did you ever find the driving in GTA3 to responsive? Do you enjoy sh*tty games? Maybe this is the game for you.

А мне понравилось. Упоротая игра без сюжета, без вменяемого управления и без какого-либо объяснения происходящему... Однако затягивает. Судя по названию - играть нужно за дезертира-пацифиста, явно под веществами, пытающегося свалить с "поля боя" на стареньком японском мопеде. Так же на локации присутствуют пофигистичные военные, глядящие в одну точку и четырехколесный транспорт, пытающийся вас догнать, но... застревающего в статичных объектах. По мере зарабатывания достижений, открываются различные транспортные средства - от клона Vespa s50 до козла из другой известной игры; так же присутствуют различные персонажи, большинство которых в этой игре явно не к месту, однако это же весело! Бесконечный треш, абсурдная концепция и достаточно годное исполнение (за два часа игры ни одного глюка) дают Desertire simulator заслуженную оценку 6/10