DARK RAMPAGE

If I had to describe this game in one word it would be [b]slooooooooow[/b]. The game description states [i]"You will gain unique abilities and be able to use them in battles with enemies."[/i] which is a lie you'll soon find out if you were to complete a playthrough of this tragedy. You have two attacks. The first is limited to three uses per level and deals 2HP damage where as the other can be used infinitely as long as you have enough mana/magic and deals 1HP damage. All enemies have 4HP. You might think this doesn't sound like an issue until you start to notice something... A full mana bar holds almost five shots before you either have to find a mana pick up or you wait for the mana to regenerate automatically. How long does it take to fully regenerate from zero I hear you ask? 35 seconds. Half a minute wasted on just hanging around so you can take down one enemy. That's if you don't miss your shot as unless you're practically point blank the projectile will just vanish. Other than that, the one music track loops monotonously through the entire game and doesn't suit what the game is trying to portray. On that same note, be prepared to turn the volume down as soon as you can via your PC as it will give you tinnitus. Each level looks exactly the same, the enemies only shoot or try to slowly slide in to you, your character is so slow that I'm sure if it just rolled on the floor it would be quicker... Honestly, you'll get so bored of this that you start not caring about getting hit by enemies. Don't be fooled by the trailer. That gameplay is sped up by 200%. This is such a travesty. I don't think I've been so annoyed about losing an hour of my life to whatever the bloody hell this is supposed to be.

honestly kinda fun and would recommend, ONLY IF YOU GOT IT FOR free.