Crossing Guard Joe

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I'll preface this by saying I was a beta tester but I'll give this game an honest review. A new game from the developer of "Stilt Fella", September Games, where you take the role of the titular Crossing Guard Joe who is tasked to safely guard children across the dangerous streets of Monoxide City, where drivers have literally no respect for the lives of pedestrians and will happily run over anybody foolish enough to step into the road. To prevent kids from getting instantly pancaked, you must tell them when to go and when to stop. The challenge comes from trying to get as many kids across at once for a combo and more points, eating hamburgers (certain cars drop them) for even more points all the while watching out for kids who, if unguarded, get impatient and will throw themselves right under the wheels of the maniacal drivers. I personally like the game. While there is not much variety in the gameplay, the levels are quite varied with different speed and density of traffic, traffic lights, movable barriers, drunk drivers and more. You can finish the main campaign in maybe about 2 hours although it will probably take you a lot longer if you go for all achievements.