Crossing Guard Joe

老师，我家子涵怎么粘引擎盖上抠不下来了

小制杖不配过马路！！！

8/10，真想给这群小逼崽子两个大逼兜！

Fun game, but it ramps up fast. Just beating it normally takes a decent amount of patience, which is then amplified a ton when going for three star ratings. In order to get these, you must beat the level while achieving the target score without letting a single student get hit. To do this on a lot of the levels, you must go fast while also chaining together multiple students to get enough score. It gets really wild towards the end, but no spoilers here :P It's not a long game by any means, but it provides a fun arcade experience through its 25 levels + endless challenge mode levels. Mechanically simple (you make people move or stop, and a bit more later on), but it's unique and uses the level design well to make good use of these core mechanics. Recommended!

Crossing Guard Joe is one of these games with a fresh and fun concept that is completely ruined by an horrendous design. You impersonate a dude that sole purpose in life is to help children cross streets in a town where cars don't stop to let pedestrian pass. To do so, you have two weapons: tell kids to stop or tell kids to go. The most massive issue of this game is the RNG: it's heavy. Like elephant heavy. It's so big you have no control over what's happening and no matter how careful and organised you are, if the game wants to f*ck you, it will. It's a scoring game where you have to take risks but if you take risks you're most certainly sure to lose a kid on the way. And if you want to achieve maximum rating, you can't lose any of them. So in the end, you just go all in and pray they cross or restart. But RNG is not the only problem here, the controls and level designs are bad too. Your character is too slow and the levels are too big. After a while the kids get impatient and start walking on their own. So you keep going back and forth between the pack of kids you created... except you don't have enough time to do so and we go back to the main issue: RNG. You'll literally have to send kids under the bus in order to tend to the other ones. The cars hitbox are HUGE. Combined to the unpreciseness of the "stop" sign, it makes it almost impossible to have a precise control of your herd. Unfairness and frustration are the two best words to describe this game. It's a shame because it had a lot of potential. I still recommand you check "Stilt Fella", the other game from the same devs which is really fun and balanced.

前面几关还很有意思，但玩到后面难度越来越大，玩家这边却一点帮助都没有，完全凭随机运气好才能过一点，技巧性的东西很少，几乎为零。排行榜上全是挂狗刷的分。我的评价是不给拿全成就的小游戏就是烂小游戏