Crash Dummy

I have been playing games since I was four. I've played a multitude of games, both good and bad, from almost every genre. I can say with upmost certainty that this is THE worst game I have ever played. The graphics are beyond terrible and inconsistent between the intro cinematic, title screen, the levels, and the dialogue boxes. Cid feels incredibly rigid to move around and the ledge-grabbing works around 33% of the time. The vast majority of the locked doors in the game can be jumped over. Cid can fall through the floor completely randomly, softlocking the game. Pressing the pause button will exit you out of the level instead of taking you to a pause menu. There is no keyboard functionality; a controller is REQUIRED to even play the game. The art style in the levels is an abhorrent mishmash of MS Paint and stock sprites. This game is actually a de-make of a 3D game released in 2009 called CID the Dummy, which, from what I've seen, seems actually playable. Cid's voice lines are repetitive and ear-splitting. As a running gag, my friends and I send each other bad games to play. I plan on sending this game to every single one of them, and I challenge them, as well as you, the reader, to find a worse game than this.

[h1]Crash Dummy est un jeu de plateformes[/h1] Crash Dummy désigne un mannequin d’essai de choc, vous savez, ces mannequins que l’on met dans une voiture pour tester le choc qu’ils se prennent en cas d’accident ! De nombreux jeux avec des Crash Dummies sont déjà sortis, mais ils sont tous (ou presque) des jeux de physique. Là, c’est un jeu de plateformes et notre héros (qui s’appelle Cid) va partir à la recherche de la fille du propriétaire de l’usine où il travaille. Enfin un peu d’action dans une vie faite de répétition. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=529946204 http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=529946196 [url=www.graal.fr/2015/10/01/test-crash-dummy-la-version-pour-steam/]Pour découvrir l’ensemble des mes impressions sur Crash Dummy.[/url]

I love bad game.

Pretty fun 2d side-scroller platformer with graphics like a flash game. The first boss is very easy

пожалуйста выпустите эту игру и на смартфоны.

the controller works good

the most frustrating game ive EVER played 2 out of 5

标题画面显示“Play B”，无论按哪个键都没法开始，难道只支持手柄？？