Crab Cakes Rescue

This game is art anyone who hates on it is not a gamer

Tags: Platformer Additional Tags: Delete Local Content & Remove from Library TLDR: Audio is extremely grating with poor recording quality, high pitched sound effects. No controller support. Keyboard controls are madness with WASD O-P-F-I keybinds. The levels are badly designed and rely on you dying and using your corpse to leapfrog off which has been done in other games. Except in this one there is nothing humoristic or nicely done about it, its just a crutch to avoid having to design nice levels. Also your corpse is not a corpse but instead is a little wooden doghouse with the door open? The animations are of course bottom of the barrel and the hwole thing looks like a very cheap flash game

給卡，10分，不给，0分

没有中文可以游玩。虽然是解谜平台跳跃游戏，但是没几关就必须依赖道具才能过关，等于是只有刷刷刷来买道具过关，解谜平台跳跃啥的没用；需要长时间游玩，又没给云存档，担心换设备游玩还是搁置了。整体过的去，继续打磨更新有宝藏游戏潜力，单买1内可考虑入库。 need mouse or Keyb play all. 需要全鼠标或全键盘操控，目前是两者都要。cloud save and cn need. 云存档成就需要。

2025.01.19，评价：垃圾游戏。

Crab Cakes starts out as just an alright punishing puzzle platformer. It has a great concept and the level challenges are decent even if you ignore the fact that every level looks the same, has the same obnoxious music, or has awful hitboxes that makes the difficulty annoyingly frustrating most of the time. But the fact that the last two chapters of the game cannot be unlocked unless you hack the game files is unacceptable. Add that with a broken item system implemented in the dumbest way possible, the game is begging you to hack the files and cheat. And since you have to hack the game anyway to complete it... Well, bottom line is this games final chapters feel as if they were rushed in development and no fore thought was put into them at all. Bottom line is you have to hack the game to complete it. Hacking it is going to allow you to cheat and cheating is the only way that makes the stupid item system feel halfway useful. This game is broken and poorly designed and a player won't see the brunt of that until they get to the final chapters and finds out just how much hot garbage this game truly is.

Just nope.

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这游戏好在哪里，好就好在tm个b的是喜加1