Cow Project 1986

very cute art style, vibes were cool, pretty funny needs sex update tho tbh smash the alien and the cow spitroast style made me zerk my zeat crazy style iykyk cow moo project :3 everyone get in the car, we're leaving this town now AH WHAT THE IMPOSSIBLE THIS ISN'T THE CAR NO NO HERMIT PURPLE

免费 有成就 没中文 奶牛计划 1986 就算是外星人，也得交房租…… 自行选择承接广告任务，驾驶飞碟绑架奶牛、汽车，或是任何能赚钱的东西！只管去捞金，凑够钱再撑过一个月就行！ 游戏内容包含： 流程极短，全程不到二十分钟 驾驶飞碟四处游荡、随意绑架万物，体验奇妙又难忘的趣味玩法 大量搞怪外星人像素贴图，全部实拍原创 奶牛数量超过四只！

“Busquem comer cimento.” 👽 — disse o ET depois de observar a humanidade por 5 minutos no Twitter. O alien então entrou na nave, bateu num poste ao decolar e desapareceu no espaço.

Es un juego gratis y divertido que dura 30 minutos maximo de tu tiempo, esta bien para matar un tiempo muerto, yo lo use porque no podia dormir y lo vi ahi tirado en steam, pero esta mas divertido de lo que parecia jajaj

when i was a kid i played a game where you played as an alien in a spaceship and you had to abduct cows and i could never find it and i dont know what its called and i think this is it

Raw, boring gameplay, but the idea is cool — playing as an alien in a flying saucer and pulling various things with a beam — but it could have been made much more interesting and fun.

This may genuinely be one of the most genre defiling, uninspired, and mangled projects I've ever played. This is a pus on the wretched corpse of my sanity. From the so called "Silent" protagonist to the obnoxious enemies, I have NEVER in my long, arduous history of review steam games played one so horrific, mangled, and unfocused. The main theme of self actualization through work and the discovery of the truth is irrelevant to most of the gameplay, and is treated like a joke. It's like the level designer and the writer were never even in the same room. I went ti replay this game to make an informed, proper review, and none of the popup windows appeared! Overall, 10/10. Fully reccomend only playing this game if you have the music and sound effects all the way up, and exclusively crash into walls at the highest speed possible, or mash the shift key.