Cooking Witch

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10/10 game. Even though that the graphics looks like something from early 1990s this game is such a banger and pretty easy to grind 100% completion for while having fun. Loved every second of it, such a cool concept.

I was not very satisfied with this game. It felt a bit boring, the sounds were also a bit much. I'd give it some grace for being an older game from 2017, however there are much older games that I think are amazing. I'm sure this scratches the itch for some, but not for me. I couldn't play it for very long. To be a game that is based on being rather repetitive as far as the stage goes, there needs to be something that has a higher factor in drawing a player in. This was not a quality that I found within the handful of minutes I played. I have since uninstalled the game from my computer and hid it in my library.

[h1] 🧙‍♀️ COOKING WITCH 🔥 Adorable Screams, Tasty Dreams 💀🎃 [/h1] You play as a flying witch who snatches screaming pumpkin-headed kids from a fairground, drops them into a cauldron, and sells their meat for upgrades. Basically, kinda like capitalism with extra steps. The game is stupidly addicting. The sounds when you collect meat hit like serotonin bullets straight to your brain. The pumpkin kids are [i] adorable [/i] when they scream (don’t judge me, you’ll agree). The retro graphics are cute, the price is cheap (especially on sale), and overall it’s just [b]♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun.[/b] [b]🩸 PROS[/b] 🧹 Addicting gameplay loop that makes you say “one more round” until your hand cramps. 🍖 Meat collection sound = instant dopamine hit. 🎃 Pumpkin kids are precious little screamers. 💸 Cheap as hell for how much fun it is. 💾 Upgrades actually feel rewarding, and the game saves properly when you exit. 🕯️ Weirdly relaxing for a game about kid stew. [b]🕷️ CONS[/b] ✋ Your wrist will feel like you wrestled a demon. 🖱️ Easy to lose track of your cursor mid-chaos. 🖥️ Mouse drifts to your second monitor like it’s possessed. 🏆 Scoreboard cheaters everywhere. Top score is 630,000,000 meat in one round. Totally legit. Definitely not hacked. 😏 💀 Still no wrist-support DLC. [b]💬 OVERALL THOUGHTS[/b] Cooking Witch costs less than a Slim Jim meat stick and delivers more joy than most recent triple-A games 😉 It’s simple, weird, and morally questionable in all the right ways. The perfect mix of chaos and charm. [b]✨ VERDICT:[/b] 10/10 would kidnap again. 🧙‍♀️💚

Very boring gameplay, no changes during the progression of the game. Always the same enemy, always the same map. Last achievement is just hidden behind a lot of grinding to desperatly try and stretch out the playtime of the game. 2/10 at best