Chernobyl Commando

Hit detection is bad. Guns are all similar sounding and flat. Enemy AI is questionable at best. Enemies are all like the same guy in 4 different outfits. The AI buddy is a awful driver, goes like half a klick an hour, in circles around the area on one driving part. The aircraft are ugly, out of date, and the Yak-141 is being used as a low-alt level bomber, lol. It's choppy and when it auto-saves the thing grinds to a halt. The music is all re-cycling 30 second clips, usually just when enemies are around, allowing you to never be ambushed, and always know when an area is clear What isn't garbage is generic. All the missions are pretty much the same go to checkpoint, killing everyone in the area, where you either get a radio message, or 'interact' with the same 3 faces, who don't blink and who's mouths don't move when they talk. Then, kill your way to the next checkpoint. Had one sniper overwatch mission, which lasted 45 seconds before you had to move in. Vehicles aren't destructable. Nothing is destructable, bodies fall in one of 4 poses, no bullet holes in walls, glass, or other terrain.

This was a thing. I WASTED 69PENCE ON THIS. Things I would rather have bought: Ready Salted Crisps Galaxy Caramel Bottle of Irn Bru An Air Freshener Out of date Chicken The list goes on.

Heh... Lets be honest then, There was only 3 good things in this game, no long cutscenes, animated menu with perfect looking (in game is much much uglier) and game idea / plan, and of course Chernobyl and Pripyat. Well... first thing i noticed, Lada Samaras and 1960s Dodge Chargers rusting on Red zone? Never seen or heard before (They said "perfectly and carefully remapped Red Zone" ?). Bad and stupid Al, lot of bugs and lag. Map barely looks like Chernobyl and Pripyat... and textures etc are low quality. Also killing enemy is even hard with turrets, but they can kill you with few shots. Also, you wear all weapons with you all the time. (4 heavy sniper rifles, AK47 and SMG, and 9mm silenced handgun). So... really... yeah... If you want 2004 looking game and like lag, then enjoy. Worth trying if free, just dont buy it.

Низкобюджетный шутер от первого лица с рядом технических недоработок в виде серьёзных проблем в оптимизации программного обеспечения и мелких багов. Сюжет вызывает только улыбку, а ИИ противников туп как пробка. Излишняя коридорность и повторение одних и тех же игровых ситуаций, таких как уничтожение волн врагов из пулемёта, снижает уровень реиграбельности и вызывает ощущение монотонности. В общем, можно констатировать, что данная игра представляет собой пример крайне низкого качества разработки. Отсутствие уникальных элементов и высокий уровень технических проблем делают её непригодной для широкой аудитории игроков. Видимо не зря её сняли с продажи. Да и вообще, избегайте игр от студии " KISS ltd".

A game this bad, I'd normally just give an up vote and some joking review but not this one. I'm far too INSULTED with how bad it is. I didn't expect much, especially given that I bought this game solely on the principle is was really cheap at the time and called "CHERNOBYL COMMANDO". I didn't say I was expecting much but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This has to be the worst FPS I've ever played. For starters, the first thing I notice is the game is really bloody dark and you can't at all change that. The graphics settings aren't even an option, you have to back out of the game entirely and start the launcher if you want to adjust. What is this, 2001? The game's super laggy and runs like my computer is a toaster. Turning down the graphics didn't really fix this. 10/10 optimization; already off to a good start I see. The next is; there is no run in this game. "Forward" is equate to a casual stroll through the park and the "SPRINT" (I dare call it) ups your speed by about 75% for LITERALLY 10 feet. I say again; LITERALLY 10 feet (about 2-3 meters) http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=441971769 Yeah, see this crap? I started on the closest edge of the shadow. THIS is where your guy tires out. And he takes about 30 seconds after that to catch his breath. Didn't know you could join the CHERNOBYL COMMANDOS now regardless of being an overweight asthmatic. I should also note; this is a game where you do A LOT of walking with A LOT OF NOTHING to do. The third thing I notice after about 10 minutes of god awful game-play is when I go to look up at the sky.. For some reason I can't explain, THE SUN IS BLUE. What? Why? I'm not going to nitpick this WEIRD "aesthetic" choice but why?... So I go on for a ways, I'm in some weird middle-ground between "Oh god what am I doing with my life" and laughing my ass off with the friends I'm streaming this for, at just HOW BAD THIS GAME IS. So I'm about 30 minutes into the game on like.. level 3 or 4 or something, and I climb a ladder. Now, this is a ladder I *have* to climb to progress the story. I get stuck inside the ladder about 3 different times. I'm forced to restart, play the first 3-5 minutes of the level again up to that point and try over and over until the game finally lets me climb it. Alright, I do some sniping bit then have to climb back down. Joy. So now we're near the end of the section and there sits a truck we escape in. Thank god, no more walking! The truck travels at about 5 miles per hour and is stuck to invisible rails. The turret in back I'm forced to man is hilarious, as it has no ammo, cool down, or reload. That's right, you can just hold the trigger down as long as you'd like until you get bored. Doing this causes the muzzle flash to break away from the gun and drift off the screen somewhere. I'm in tears by this point. The next loading screen takes about 10 minutes like they all seem to, I get bored and turn the game off. Me and another friend joke about how this must be some piece of crap FPS from the early PS1 era, to which he jokingly tells me he'll look it up. A couple moments later he returns with dread in his voice. "It came out last year..." We stop laughing. TL;DR - A complete piece of crap, 2/10 (1 point for the fact it ran another for the laughs me and my friends still have to this day about it.) >"So you don't have anything good to say about it??" >Sure I can say something good about this game! >The main menu music was okay, but I wager it was probably stolen.

Bad game, full of bugs, slow pacing (your character can't run) even the jump look like you're flying in space. By default you have 3 sniper rilfe and 1 handgun. All guns doesn't make any different. Your mission is repetitive.

This game is horrible. Not just your regular "horrible", but HORRIBLE! with an exclamation mark. Or two. Aim is a mess, AI is a mess. You want to take a step left from your place designed by the game - you lost the mission. You want to do something that is not determined by script - you lose the game. Did ya start the game and found that long lasting load screen fun? Ok. There's an enemy truck driver riding through your position in 1st mission. The dude simply rides through a spot filled with soldiers. He's f-- invincible! That truck has bulletproof glass and gas tank! I've shot him like 20 times and nothing happened. Not even a scratch. F-- this game!

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