Castle Crashers®

Преступлю к отзыву к игре "Castle crashers": Cюжет: Ну вот сюжет прям 8/10, не прям твёрдую такую восьмёрочку ПИХАЮ, бляя не ну вот сюжет здесь вот на восьмёрку прям, твёрдая такая, не занизил не превысил, ВОТ КАК ЕСТЬ ВОСЬМЁРКА. Сюжет в игре ну приличный такой я бы сказал, я поиграл и подумал: "не ну это восьмёрка зачётная такая". зачёёёт, вот поиграл и с первых секунд такой: " Опаааа, ну сюжет прям восьмёрка влеплю по пацански сразу же, чувствуется вот эта вот проработаность, глубина, ну на восьмёрочку прям Геймплей:2/10 Графика:2/10

juste play

За все 2 часа не смог понять суть игры и сюжет

muy bueno la mejor parte es cuando te agarras a madrazos con tus amigos downs para besarte a la princesa 10/10 y god

Muito bom, mas meu amigo que jogou comigo so sabia me xingar nao gostei o nome dele e galefreze ja ta jurado aq em, xique xique extremoz

Castle Crashers condensed....... 1. Put a lot of hours into this beastly basher way back when I was a younger console pleb playing it on the 360. 2. Castle Crashers is the endearing abandoned autistic love child born from Golden Axe and Knights Of The Round having a passionate one nighter behind a Burger King. Then the wee lad was adopted by Dungeons And Dragons: Shadow Over Mystara and Dragon's Crown whom taught our special squire some actual depth! 3. You'll have fun leveling up all your little knight bros, collecting all the weapons, and finding all the pets. 4. Save all the princesses. Fight thru all the Monty Python tier nutty knaves and comedic cads. Secure the king's giant crystal! (He's probably overcompensating!) 5. Unlock each character's magic mayhem, fight in the arena, and unravel the mystery behind all the animals projectile crapping in the woods! 6 Get tonal whiplash from darkly melancholic soundtracks blasting into your ears as your critical hits behead your foes and your wounded allies bleed out onto an absurdly colorful backdrop with more whimsy than a Cartoon Network animation! 7. Stuff your face with renaissance fair fast food to instantly heal your injuries! 8. Climb ladders! Get launched from catapults! Engage in epic chases! Get chased in turn like a little b*tch! Fight a giant CAT-fish! Deflate the giant fart bat! Goon to Medusa when she's distracted by her shoe collection! Agitate a corn ent to make pop corn! What more could you ask for?! Are you not entertained?! Castle Crashers still gots the juice. Only thing I don't like is the blatant IN GAME ADVERTISING that takes up more of the menu than you would think. If you don't have it already how can you say you are even human?!

It's a fun and intuitive game, and with the Painter Boss Paradise DLC, you can create, manage, and install completely custom characters, and even that process is intuitive. The only gripe I have is that you can't have custom magic or like skins for it, like purple lightning magic instead of the red lightning magic.