boyfriend or cake??

please make a sequel where i actually get to date some of these people, gimme more options, also how dare you not let them answer if they like miku i need to know do they like miku??

It was super satisfaying to see all the precise existential questions that came up from the concept of living cake being voiced out my the cute and nice MC. But the answer given [spoiler]by the guy at the end[/spoiler] turned out to be personal realisvist beliefs of the author. The pinepoints Nihilism as the negative pendant of Relativism, forever stuck. There is no real choice in this [spoiler]we will be dating a nihilistic cake who will rant the intellectually impended superficial author's existential beliefs for about half the total time of the game, which is three minutes straight. [/spoiler] [spoiler]"No one's life has meaning. Philosophy is dumb, and you're dumb for engaging with it. Unless you like it. But nobody does. And [i][b]anybody[/b] who says otherwise is posturing and performative[/i]."[/spoiler] How old is the autor? Six? What's clear anyway is that he or she never went past the phase where they thinkg all their life experiences and personal posturing and performative behavior was automatically unviversal. The SFX of the character talking was ok at the start because it was a light and fun atmosphere, but as soon as the agocentrical and "perfomative" "philosophy" talk starts to last, and the mood becomes serious, and even heavy, it get on your nerves fast. Somehow it is only when [spoiler]a copy-pasted picture of Descartes appears out of nowhere tearing the fourth wall disturbing the artstyle[/spoiler] that I realized that I would never get the five minutes that I have totally wasted reading this punishment. I feel cheated out of five seconds of my life doing nothing that mattered and reading a perfomative story. Now my eyes are open. Sadly it's too late. At least, the meh cake guy at the end is not compeltely wrong on only one thing: this game's philosophy [i]is[/i] the dumbest I've ever read. I would usually be in love with that kind of content. I loved the premises. But this starts out fun and cute, turns violent and bloody with black humor, then turns tragic and gripping, then serious and boring, then forced, and then the author litteraly rip it appart and shut it down. It should have be called "Trauma or trauma"? Or "Dead boyfriends or lies". My play time was about 5 min. The rest was me stalling to go AFK when the stupid rant became heavy.

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boyfriend or cake?? Game Review (Disclaimer - This is just my opinion and may be unpopular or disliked.) (General) 1. The game plays like a visual novel. 2. The story is that you are a person named Bianca that goes on a game show where you have to say if the contestants are "boyfriend" or "cake" in this case "being real" or "cake". (Positive) 1. It is short and can be played in one sitting. 2. The art style is done well and is very cute. 3. The concept is very simple, but is done well. 4. It is very funny and cute. 5. It has some dialogue near the end about life views that sorta break the tempo of the game a bit, but doesn't change anything. It only adds to the game. (Negative) 1. Because it is a visual novel and some people don't enjoy reading this game won't get too much exposure. 2. Some people might not like that it is a visual novel. 3. The game might not be funny, cute, etc to everyone and it is kinda dark at times with it's humor.

[h2]Boyfriend or Cake??[/h2] waaaaaaait a minute, so If a Cake eat themselves does it make it a cannibal? no waaaaait another minute a cakennibal ?

This feels like a One Direction Wattpad fanfiction.