Blue Estate The Game

I bought this game during a sale because I thought "heh, rail shooter, why not" That was not a purchase. That was a BLESSING. I cancelled my gym membership, since I started playing this game. I don't need it. My right arm has become so powerful from moving the mouse during this game that I can open pickle jars that haven't been opened since 1987. TONY LUCIANO. A psychopathic mafia son trying to rescue his girlfriend Cherry Popz from a gang. This is high literature. Homer wishes he thought of this. I have named my houseplants after him. I talk to them. They are thriving. THE STEROID CHIHUAHUAS. People ask me what my religion is. I say "steroid chihuahuas in a rail shooter from 2015." They stop asking questions. I tried to explain this game to my grandmother. She now also plays it. She has more headshots than me. I am not ashamed. I am inspired. Story mode. Arcade mode. Local co-op. I have played all of these alone, pretending the second controller is my friend "George." George is very good at this game for someone who doesn't exist. Is this the deepest game ever made? No. Is it an Eisner Award nominated graphic novel adaptation about the LA mafia featuring a dancer named Cherry Popz, a broke Navy SEAL, and a golf-playing grenade-lobbing mobster? Absolutely yes. People say "it's only 2-3 hours long" like that's a criticism. A sunset is only like 20 minutes long. Is that bad??? Is the sunset BAD?? No. The sunset is perfect. Blue Estate is a sunset with guns and honestly more thematic depth than anything with a 90 metacritic.

Угарный тир на один вечер. Буквально "под пивко", т.к. для игры нужна только одна рука и второй можно пить пиво, есть борщ или душить гуся. Ещё и кат-сцены нельзя пропускать. Плохо, что игра может наглухо зависнуть. Из-за этого пришлось перепроходить пару глав с самого начала. Но всё равно, стоит брать. Рельсовый шутер - редкость в наши дни, а хороший - это как единорога найти.

transphobic joke in the first 20 min = instant refund

Foi a minha primeira experiência em um jogo arcade "rail-shooter" e posso dizer que curti pra caramba. É tipo uma paródia de filmes de infiltração e resgate dos anos 90. Conta com humor negro, muitos estereótipos, situações cômicas e chihuahuas roçando na sua perna kkkkk. Só jogue!! Saibam que ele é bem curtinho, contendo 7 fases. Em umas 4 horas você zera. Tempo para a platina? Não sei responder... decidi não platinar, estava sem paciência para fazer as conquistas do modo arcade. Evidentemente, não é um jogo perfeito, tem lá suas falhas. Os gráficos são datados. Porém nada disso apaga a diversão que a gameplay (e as piadas) causa no jogador. O áudio está em boa qualidade também. Se tratando de um jogo velho, os comandos são bem responsivos (pelo menos no mouse e teclado) e funcionam que é uma beleza. Dica: para quem procura um desafio ainda maior, recomendo rejogar na dificuldade "crazytrain". é mais desafiador e deixa tudo mais interessante.

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Es un juegazo lo pille el luens 1 de junio 2026, tiene un modo multikugaro en la misma pc, con 2 mandos o podes invitar a tu amiguis y colega con la funcion de steam remot player, especial para los fans de time crisis y alone the dark, juegos con pistolas, tiene un tono muy humoristicio de humor negro, para mas recomensacioens buscanos como @denisgeekcine youtuber desde el 15 de mayo 2012, stream en twich creado el 14 de febrero 2019 haciendo streams desde 2021, gamer,cinefilo,informatico un chico geek.

Buy it on sale! It’s like house of the dead shooter

Played with Retroshooter: super fun experience.

6/10. Fine game, the jokes and gags are funny for the first missions after that they get quite boring since they don't innovate. The bosses have too much health and in two fights the room just repeats itself. The arcade missions are ok. Music must be turned on to at least 5% or 10% otherwise cutscenes will have no sound. Don't go to the developer website since it will redirect you to a chinese betting site, same with the comic one.

Outrageously over the top action and humour. As someone who isn't usually a massive fan of on rail shooters, I was pleasantly surprised with how much fun this was. Great graphics, cool story, and it made me feel like a badass, definitely worth checking out, this game is a blast.