Blaster Simulator

Eating sand is more fun than this game

If you like blowing things up so much, Garry's Mod is way better to satisfy your explosive needs than this poorly-made, unpolished junk.

Такое себе дело, физика через раз, все резиновое.... а так, цена - качество https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoivZM7c16E

Played this game before it was released here and like it so much! It is cool and graphics metter nothing. One thing would be great to be able to change key bindings ;) Funny thing: this game run good on Windows 10, when GTA 4 not

Blaster Simulator is exactly the kind of game I love to pick up when I just want to unwind. The mechanics are simple, the gameplay is straightforward, and yet it’s surprisingly entertaining. Explosions, wacky camera moments, and the chaotic physics make every session unpredictable and fun. It’s not about high-end graphics or complex systems – it’s pure, stress-free entertainment. Perfect for short sessions or just relaxing after a long day. If you enjoy light, casual simulators that don’t take themselves too seriously, this game is a hidden gem.

I was sitting there one day. Staring at the wall. That tasty looking wall. I wasn't about to take a piece out and get in trouble with my parents. No. I was more clever than that. My addiction started off mild. I would cut a tiny piece of drywall out from behind the washer machine so nobody would notice. Day after day I would gorge my palate with that delicious, succulent drywall. Feeling the course edges slide down my throat while thinking only one thing.. More. I had to find more. I NEEDED more. My addiction started to get out of hand. I was less cautious. I started sawing out pieces the size of softballs and gobbling it up like the scrumptious morsels they were. Like a thief in the night I would move. Tip toe tip toe To the washer machine. Where my stash of drywall was slowly being carved and devoured in the midst of the silent night. When the wall became empty. I.. became famished. I wasn't sure what to do. I hadn't eaten a single piece of drywall in days. I was going vold turkey. My skin would start to perspire and hands would shake with excitement at the mere presence of drywall. Was this what withdrawl felt like? I pondered... I couldn't take it anymore. Even a glimpse at my bedroom walls would make my mouth water and lips quiver. So I made a bold move. I carefully, oh so carefully! pulled off my Halo Masterchief poster and started to saw away at that spectacular drywall. One... last... piece... I thought. But I couldn't help myself. Days later there was nothing there except a gaping hole where I had been dining on the delicious drywall that plagued my thoughts. Of course the poster was covering the hole. I sound crazy I must admit! But I wasn't!. I had to stop. If my father found out what I had done.. he would spank me senselessly again with that damned fish paper weight. The bane of my existence. The very pinnacle of all things I considered evil.. was that damned fish paper weight. One day, my father walks into my room looking for a reason to spank me. He stands there *wielding that vibrant, celestial, object that I oh so despise. I gulp.. he looks around. My room is neat. My clothes are put away.. But he thinks somethings wrong... He sees what seems to be dust beneath my limited edition Halo Masterchief poster. He gets curious. He starts walking towards it slowly tapping that DAMNED FISH PAPER WEIGHT I START TO PANIC! HE REACHES FOR THE POSTER WHICH HIDES MY ADDICTIVE ATROCITIES! MY DRYWALL FEAST SEEMED SO FAR GONE AT THIS POINT! I COULD HEAR THE POSTER CRINKLE AS HE PULLS THE TOP CORNER DOWN!!! AND!!! To Be Continued...

Budget vom Spiel ca. 9 PET Pfandflaschen und 2 0.5l Bierflaschen. Größte Scheiße auf Steam

操作性悪すぎ wasdじゃなく矢印キーで移動なのにSpaceでジャンプという謎仕様 箱コンでも動かせるが視点は動かせない

Outside of nostalgia if you played this as a kid like me I can't recommend it. For me it is somewhat fun, [b] BUT [/b].... The most annoying thing are the physics that don't work as you might think. Idk know how to explain it other than that you just think "Ok that's a 1000 IQ play right there!" and then it just doesn't do what you thought and have to try again. Then you just spray some bombs somewhere on the structure and it achives the same result (result = destroyed percentage of the structure). That last thing you repeat until the game tells you, that you won. Not every Level is like that, but you will definitly encounter some... And exactly that is, what stopped me from playing futher. Update: There is a easy way to cheat and make your life easier, when the game is unfait: With Shift+D the detonation will occour instantly. But the timers continues to run. When it runs out, there will be a second explosion where the bombs were. Gives you sometime the needed Blast-Power!

I have purchased this game 3 times, As a gift, for myself and a physical copy. Its bad but its kinda funny bad.