Blamdown: Udder Fury

[h1] You play as Moonalisa and you don't give a milk about that. It's cheap, it's hilarious, it's full of mayhem. Make sure to grab some milkshake before playing! [/h1]

Blamdown: Udder Fury is a twin-stick shooter. It’s has story mode and a survival mode in which all you do is cause chaos. Think Just Cause 2 but with a cow instead of Rico and top down instead of third person. Game is very fun if you want to just sit back and relax as it doesn’t take itself too seriously. [b][u]Graphics:[/u][/b] Blamdown: Udder Fury’s graphics are decent. They’re nothing too special but sort of pleasing to the eyes. It has those blocky type textures and from a top down view they look pretty neat. The environment is fully destructible and the maps are pretty big for a top down shooter. In addition to that you get these comic book type words like “Blam”, “Kaboom” and other such words, these look very good as well. There were no problems in FPS and the game played very smoothly. There were a few graphical glitches but then again the game is in Early Access, so hopefully those will be sorted out eventually. [b][u]Sound:[/u][/b] There are only two soundtracks available at this time. They both sound pretty nice and have cheery music. Though a bit more variety wouldn’t hurt. The sound of guns and the enemy tanks etc. are also okay. Sound can be improved by adding more soundtracks. [b][u]Gameplay:[/u][/b] In the story mode you’re Moonalisa and you’re out to take revenge from the evil farmer who has killed and made burgers out of your lover, Rosa. The Campaign has you go to different states. Missions involve mostly shoot stuff, pressing buttons to activate stuff, hacking doors, killing enemies and cause chaos etc. There are boss battles too e.g. the first boss battle is a guy in wheel chair in a hamburger factory and there’s meat grinders everywhere. You have a main weapon which is a gun (a laser in ball shooter? In the ‘LastVulture’ map) and a bazooka both of which have unlimited ammo. Other than reloading you can keep firing forever. The bazooka has a cool down meter which you can see around the cow. You can shoot buildings, lamp posts, traffic lights, innocent people, cars etc. Every object you destroy nets you points. Basically you can shoot everything in a map and destroy it to earn points which also raises your chaos level. You can also jump and double jump in this game. Jumping can be used to climb on top of buildings or shoot down soldiers with jetpacks. In addition to that you also have a dash ability which you can use frequently, just like the bazooka it also has a cool-down so you can’t just spam dash all the time. Survival mode has you play Moonalisa and you get to cause chaos until you die. With each increment of chaos level, new and more aggressive enemies start spawning. The early level enemies are guys in vans trying to catch you with nets but as you progress, tanks, jetpack soldiers with bazookas, soldiers with guns etc. start to chase you around the map. The first time you gain a chaos level you get an upgrade such as no reloading, health regeneration over time, faster bazooka cool downs etc. The second time you level up you must choose an upgrade for the enemy side, they include upgrades such as jetpack soldiers, harder tanks, laser gun soldiers etc. The process repeats itself like this for every level. A short video of the survival mode can be found below: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=699413125 [b][u]Graphics: 8/10[/u][/b] [b][u]Sound: 7/10[/u][/b] [b][u]Gameplay: 8/10[/u][/b] [b][u]Overall: 8/10[/u][/b] [b][u]Conclusion:[/u][/b] Very fun casual top down shooter. This will be a pretty good stress relief game in my opinion. The story is kind of dark and hilarious. The graphics are neat and soundtrack is also pretty good. The price is very reasonable as well. Definitely check this game out.

NOTE: This game was given to me by the developer for review purposes. This did not influence my review in any way. [h1]========================================================== ---------------------------------------OVERVIEW------------------------------------- ==========================================================[/h1] Note: Blamdown Udder Fury is currently in Early Access. The version reviewed was the latest as of the date of the review (20160609). Blamdown Udder Fury is a rather silly twin-stick shooter in which you control a cow intent on causing destruction with your bazooka. It doesn't make a lot of sense, but that's fine; it's not supposed to. The game starts with a quick and simple tutorial-like introduction. You're given control of a cow, you jump a few fences in search of another cow, and you discover that the farmer has taken her and left the farm. Vowing to destroy the farmer and get her back, you pick up some weapons that someone carelessly left behind and you start shooting everything in sight. [h1]========================================================== ----------------------------------------QUALITY------------------------------------- ==========================================================[/h1] Graphics - Graphics are bright and colourful, with cartoon-like models and simple textures. There's no zooming in or out of the view, and no way to rotate it either, often leading to frustration when your character or the enemies shooting at you are hidden by level geometry. There are a number of detail level options that I didn't play around with; running at maximum for everything caused no problems to my old gaming laptop, so any new semi-decent graphics chipset should be able to handle the game easily enough. But even on maximum settings Blamdown won't win any awards for best graphics. They're suitable for the casual style of this game, though. Sound - The game's music track is a bit frantic and I found it a bit grating within the first hour of play. It's reasonably well produced, though. Sound effects, too, are effective and do their job solidly. Gameplay - Control of the game's bovine hero is via controller or mouse and keyboard. The default control layouts for both work well, but after getting a bit frustrated with the controller I reverted to mouse and keyboard, as it seems to be a bit more accurate. Either way, you can move and aim independently, like any twin-stick shooter, and you have a primary and secondary weapon. You can also do a quick dash to evade enemies (most of which are faster than you), or jump to dodge, shoot flying enemies, or reach above-ground areas. Each large level of Blamdown Udder Fury gives you a number of goals to complete before either being picked up by your seedy-looking friend-cow in a helicopter, or confronting one of the bosses, depending on the level in question. These goals are almost always related to causing chaos by blowing up buildings, people, and vehicles with your bazooka. As you raise the chaos level, however, the game throws more powerful enemies at you in greater numbers. It's not too long before you have cow catchers, machine gunners, cartoon tanks, and jet-pack-powered heavy weapons guys hot on your hoofs, causing a fair swathe of destruction around them. Unfortunately, dodging enemy bullets while simultaneously dishing out destruction of your own is not as easy as it could be, as each structure or vehicle that you destroy breaks up into a number of indestructible jagged pieces, each of which can block your movement as well as your bullets. It's a weird design choice and it makes the game more frustrating than it should be. Blamdown is more of a casual game than a die-hard twin-stick shooter, but it doesn't try to hide that fact. It lacks the vast equipment or upgrade trees that tend to be common to the genre, essentially leaving each level to stand on its own, with no real progression. It's fun, but limited. Bear in bind that Blamdown is still in Early Access, too; there's a chance that some of this will change. [h1]========================================================== -------------------------------------PROS & CONS------------------------------------ ==========================================================[/h1] Pros: + An original story with some humour + Colourful cartoon-like graphics Cons: - Exploded objects often get in the way of movement and gunplay, causing more frustration than is necessary - The lack of progressive achievements, such as character improvements, weapon upgrades, and even Steam achievements, makes the game feel a bit pointless - Level geometry sometimes hides the action - Poor grammar in some of the in-game text [h1]========================================================== --------------------------------------CONCLUSION----------------------------------- ==========================================================[/h1] Blamdown Udder Fury is a competent casual-style twin-stick shooter. If you're after something that's a bit of fun, without too much thought required, give it a shot. [h1]6/10[/h1] [code]For more recommendations by LL's Game Giveaways and Reviews on quality indie games or ones with high potential follow our group curations [url=http://store.steampowered.com/curator/10405952/]here[/url]![/code]

After playing this game without a pause i ate so much that my 4 stomach's were overfilled! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b61t4KYxjgY

[h1]A Twin Stick Arcade Shooter[/h1] https://youtu.be/f4NLsCj817Q + Surprisingly fun gameplay. You play as a cow who's on a rampage for revenge against the farmers who slaughtered his girl. You go around causing mayhem with a variety of weapons and a bazooka destorying everything in your path to avenge her. + Destructible environments, most things in the game can be destroyed and you are awarded for causing as much damage as possible. + Some levels are very challenging, especially when tanks have you surrounded. It kind of reminds me of the wanted level in GTA as you continue to cause damage the enemies continue to get harder. + A survival mode which can be fun to play against friends for highscores. - I feel like their needed to be more variety in the background music. Gets a tad tiresome to hear the same song play again and again. ~ This isn't necessarily a bad thing, but I feel like the story/characters could improve with a bit of voice acting. Especially in the cutscenes.

好玩吧……也不好玩 困难吧……也不算难 单调吧……也不算太单调 推荐吧……也不是很推荐 无聊时候可以解解闷罢了……

https://youtu.be/CEABQf4VS2w [i]Game:[/i] Blamdown Udder Fury [i]Genre:[/i] Top-down Twin-stick Shooter [i]Developer:[/i] Guru Games [i]Publisher:[/i] Guru Games [i][u]Copy supplied by PCGN[/u][/i] [b]Blamdown Udder Fury[/b] is a top-down twin-stick shooter developed and published by Guru Games. [h1]STORY[/h1] You play as a cow who goes on a rampage to try and find her kidnapped partner. You will join the resistance and battle Donal Drump. Yeah, this is the story. Nothing too special and not all that funny, and it really doesn't even matter: it is just a premise to have a cow with a machine gun and bazooka destroy buildings. [h1]GRAPHICS[/h1] Powered by the Unity engine, the game doesn't look too good. The performance is pretty weak, staying at 30fps during most of the playthrough, and the physics are all over the place, with some ragdolls and buildings just collapsing while others fly into the air. The cartoonish look is unpolished but not unpleasing to look at. Thankfully, there are no game-breaking bugs, and the experience wasn't worsened by it. [h1]GAMEPLAY[/h1] The gameplay is very simple: you have unlimited ammo for your SMG and bazooka, and in each level there are some objectives to complete that usually require the destruction of something. The more buildings you destroy, the higher the Chaos meter raises, causing the arrival of more and stronger enemies. In Survival Mode, you replay story levels and you try to survive as long as possible. An interesting mechanic is that every once in a while you are forced to upgrade both yourself and your enemies, making you choose the lesser evil Other than being too simple for its own good, I had a problem with the health drop: when I had full health dead enemies dropped HP items like flies, but when I had close to 0 HP I got jack! This lead to forced restarts and some frustration. [h1]CHALLENGE[/h1] The more time you spend in a level, the more enemies appear that will try and kill you. "Thanks" to the lack of health items in the moment of need, your goals become unachievable, so you start rushing every single level instead of trying to blow everything up. There are also 2 boss fights in the game that are insultingly easy to beat, especially compared to all the trouble that you go through just to get to them. [h1]SOUND[/h1] The game's soundtrack is joyful but nothing special, and the sound effects are decent even if a little too loud when there are many enemies on screen. [h1]REPLAYABILITY[/h1] After you have finished the 2-hour campaign, you can play Survival Mode and you can try to unlock the 63 achievements that require a lot of time spent in Survival Mode. Overall, this is a short, simple twin-stick shooter that earns its cheap price of 5$. Highly recommended when on sale. [h1]Story: 6 Graphics: 6.5 Gameplay: 7 Challenge: 8 Sound: 7 Replayability: 6.5 [b]ENJOYMENT: 7 FRUSTRATION: 7.5[/b][/h1] Follow me on Twitter: @nickygra97 [url=https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_VuBkttXIrpbrxwfYL_B-w]Subscribe to my channel[/url] [url=http://www.facebook.com/EnjoyTheGaming]Like on Facebook[/url] [url=http://steamcommunity.com/groups/EnjoyTheGaming]Join my Steam group[/url]

[h1] This game was reviewed using a code sent by the developer/publisher but this will [b] NOT [/b] effect my opinion/review on this game [/h1] [h1] Review on behalf of [url=http://www.opiumpulses.com/site/index]Opium Pulses [/url][/h1] [quote= Opium Pulses] Pulsing Through Your Games. [/quote] [h1][b]Pros: [/b][/h1] [list] [*] – Nearly everything is destructible don’t like that house blow it up [*] – Cow with a rocket launcher that’s a plus in my book [*] – No police just farmers with guns pretty normal [*] – Great Controller support can use mouse and keyboard. [*] – Has a wanted level bit like GTA does but as more come it gets harder. [*] – A lot of references to people and games. [*] – If you like a challenge this is for you. [*] – Has a survive mode which is pretty good [*] – Story funny be better with voice actors. [*] – Worth the price for the fun. [*] – Good graphic options I seemed to lag on it when I turned everything to max and I’m on a gtx 1070 but not sure. [/list] [h1][b] Cons: [/b][/h1] [*] – Not a lot weapons. [*] – no character upgrades or anything please add would make it more fun. [*] – The destroyed object gets in the way making you slow and getting shot easily. [*] – Some of the bosses are easy to beat. [*] – Health drops are bit broken as I played 1 level and there was no health drops or anything. [h1] Conclusion: [/h1] This game Is very fun but does have it cons and can get a little boring but where else are you going to see a cow looking for someone holding a rocket launcher and a machine gun. [table] [tr] Rating [th]7/10[/th] [/tr] [/table]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNxW3trVO8 We all knew it was coming, vegans at war with fast food franchises across the United States. Now it has become a reality with cows taking matters into their own hands. Milky bitty guns and explosions are the name of this game, with a side of beef curtains. This game is vegan friendly.

This is an unexpectedly fun game to review! Dual stick shooting, Not being confined to a small arena, and objectives!? This is awesome :3 I enjoy the aesthetic, hope there's plnty of cow-puns to look forward too ^^ Highly recommend to those that enjoy binding of isaac style games\ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No_xog1ieJg