
Beans is a sardonic 'tycoon' simulation game about hipsters running a coffee shop replete with dismal puns, coffee, chiptunes, and mystery!
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Super fun cozy little game to pass the time. It definitely scratches the itch when I get overwhelmed with other projects and I need a little dopamine pick me up. The jokes and Easter eggs are top notch humor.
At first I wasn't very impressed, but I decided to keep playing because there must be more to the game. And there was. Considering the price, it's not a bad little game.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 42 reviews with recorded playtime.
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needs an auto save feature bad
Quirky and fun, this game is just the right amount of leisurely play to entertain for a bit.
Beans is a cute meme-laden econ-sim parody - honestly, not what I was looking for when I bought it, but still an amusing diversion. Achievements are busted and this is a parody - you will not be worrying about profit or doing minigames like Cook Serve Delicious or Cooking Simulator - but there's plenty of over-the-top story and ridiculous dialogue to go around.
Amazing writing. And I like how they mix it up re the winning conditions of each level, to keep the gameplay fresh. I like how at the start of each level it is a bit similar to an idle game where I can do other things while playing the game, since the pace would be slow before you get the Appeal and no. of menu items up to a certain point. There are a few minor bugs such as Exit Game not working for me. And if you stop experimenting on a recipe halfway, say, to check the recipe you purchased, the "ingredients" get messed up and your research fails even though it was correct. I got this game for a song, as part of the Momcore Humble Bundle.
No real challenge
Silly little game that gets increasingly unhinged as it goes on. It definitely feels like this was made at 3am with a lot of coffee, but in a good way. Graphics are very pixel-y, so take a look and see if that's your artstyle. Unfortunately, achievements don't work. (cough, cough, I used SAM after achieving everything myself.)
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