Baobabs Mausoleum Ep.1: Ovnifagos Don´t Eat Flamingos

they spelt damn as damm......it could easily be a charming game but the writing is so horrible and boring and the edits at the important bits are just plain bad. should be freeware.....this isnt worth paying for in this state. fix it, u did all this great art but its being ruined by such easily fixable things.

---{Graphics}--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☑ Gnome. ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ Paint.exe ---{Gameplay}--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It‘s just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☑ Gnome. ☐ Just don‘t ---{Audio}--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☑ Gnome. ---{Audience}--- ☐ Kids ☐ Teens ☑ Gnome. ☐ Human ☐ Lizards ---{PC Requirements}--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boiiiiii ☑ Gnome. ---{Difficulity}--- ☐ Just press ‚A‘ ☐ Easy ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Difficult ☑ Gnome. ---{Grind}--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isnt necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☑ Gnome. ---{Story}--- ☐ Story? ☑ Gnome. ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It‘ll replace your life ---{Game Time}--- ☑ Gnome. ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{Price}--- ☐ It’s free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If u have some spare money left ☑ Gnome. ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{Bugs}--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☑ Gnome. ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

Pixelart auf Drogentrip Geiles Game

Nach 1,6 Stunden bin ich durch, nicht schwer, ganz süß, aber kaufen würde ich es mir nicht nochmal :(

A terribly unpolished mess. Seems more like a proof-of-concept than an actual game you're supposed to play. Writing is either bland or terrible, dialogue is incredibly poorly translated, the mere act of moving around is a chore. I was initially interested with the aesthetic, but absolutely nothing interesting is done with it whatsoever. I feel like I've been ripped off, and I haven't even bought anything. The mere fact that this is a paid release on other platforms is absolutely criminal. (The moment I started to completely hate playing this game is as follows; you are forced to go to the game's website to solve a "puzzle". The solution to this is stated outright, by the main character, the first time they encounter the puzzle. The website's domain has expired, and in its place is a poorly-formatted website by a Chinese company. Wonderful.)

Joguinho bom e divertido!

Love this Game

Nice and weird. Unique and also interesting to. Worth every penny of the 50 cents I paid for it. :)

Baobabs Mausoleum Ep.1: Ovnifagos Don´t Eat Flamingos is a handheld (Nintendo Switch)/console game that's also been put on Steam as a bit of an afterthought, as it's very much designed for the handheld/console gaming audience. It's an extremely badly made 2D retro pixel adventure game with a hideous VHS filter that you can thankfully turn off... but your other graphics options are pretty limited (and there's really nothing you can do to remove the ugly pixelcrap beyond uninstalling this train wreck, which I do recommend you do). There's lightweight RPG elements and other things but it's so badly assembled that nothing fits together. The developer, failing to understand the subtlety of surrealist comedy, just threw a whole bunch of random crap together, pounded their chest and yelled "bUy mY gAMe IT's cRAzYYY". So none of that works. This isn't even a complete game, the developer decided instead of wasting $100 on Steam Direct for a game nobody wants, they'd waste $300 and publish the game in thirds. So we have three times the pixelcrap pollution to wade through now. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. A choice was made to use obsolete, decades old retro pixel "art" as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget or talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low as a result. While there are options to change the resolution for the game, all this does is scale up the simplistic 2D art assets used to make the game, which makes little or no difference to the graphics quality. Without any other substantial graphics tweaks, it's not possible for gamers to improve the lacklustre 2D visuals. Because this is designed for handheld/portable gaming appliances, it carries a number of deliberate design deficiencies. Compromises were made to cater to the low power handheld gaming appliances that the game was designed for. These are unfortunate compromises and limitations that PC gamers shouldn't be forced to accept, but it's evident that PC was a second thought for the mobile game developers. The game is deficient as a result of these choices, and would have been so much better without the handicaps that designing games for low power handhelds forces upon a game. While this might run well on a Steam Deck, we must remember the vast majority of gamers here are gaming on PC. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 6 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 110,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 110,000+ games on Steam? Baobabs Mausoleum Ep.1: Ovnifagos Don´t Eat Flamingos has the laughable price of around $6 USD, it's not worth it given the defects and shortcomings with the product, especially considering the sheer number of completely free, much higher quality games on Steam. For comparison, the $6 asking price for this game could get you games like "Hearts of Iron IV", "Far Cry 5" or "Deep Rock Galactic". No pixelcrap is worth $6. If developers want to get paid the same kind of money as real game developers who know how to do graphics properly, they need to learn how to do graphics properly.

Muy disfrutable. Mis respetos a los creadores del juego, poco más que decir.