Bad Goys

The "developers" are greedy goys themselves. + The game opens and runs -No settings menu and no option to pause or close the game -The levels are all exactly the same, you run around an empty map and collect coins. That's it. -A.I. voicelines and art -The joke its that you play as a jew and you collect coins. -Asset flip maps -Whoever did the rigging of the characters should be electrocuted. Bad Goys is as barebone as it can possible be to be called a videogame. However I don't think trash like this should even be allowed on Steam. I'm refunding this ♥♥♥♥. The weirdo who made this doesn't deserve a single sheckel for this. I will also report it so no poor soul has to ever stumple upon this steam page.

goyslop

my nose grew a little playing this

this game was promised to me 3000 years ago, i attempted to collect 6M coins in a short period of time but the best i could do was 271k and i think we need to send 500 kirkillion dollars to Israel right now

Oy vey! I've played enough, send 15 gorillion to israel IMMEDIATELY I get to play as kier starmer as he rubs his hands together and steals taxpayer money to send to israel, how much more realistic can it get? good goy reading this

Game should have been free it was promised to me 3,000 years ago.

this game was promised to me 5000 years ago (ass game)

This game was promised to me 3000 years ago by Hashem,

I got gifted Bad Goys for my birthday, and it immediately destroyed my ears and my will to live. The second I opened the game, my ears were immediately obliterated by insanely loud jewish music. No menu. No warning. Just instant full volume jumpscare straight to the soul. Thank Hashem my neighbours didn't call the cops. Naturally, I tried to turn the volume down. You can’t!!!!!! There is no settings menu!!!!!!! There is no pause menu!!!!!!! Once the game starts, it feels like the Mossad is interrogating you in a loud, confusing audio prison until you Alt+F4 and apologize to your eardrums (and neighbours). Every single asset looks like its been made by a toaster. Even our lord Netanyahu looks like AI slop. This is not a game, it's like Ark Survival Evolved but somehow worse since the developers forgot to include basic human features like menus or effort!!!! The least they could've done was a volume slider. The maps are all empty too, I would rather wander around an empty warehouse for a week than play the same couple of sad, barren maps for another minute. And somehow this costs 19 shekels. Nineteen. For a game emptier than my soul. I’ve seen Roblox games made in 48 hours with more effort, better design, and less emotional trauma. Verdict: Bad Goys ruined my birthday, assaulted my ears, and made me question my friendships. Save your shekels. Buy nothing instead. Nothing would be better. I wouldn't even give this to my worst enemies.

ov vey! love taking shekels away from goyim. def a joke game, super simple you do the same thing over and over... no menus or anything. its a gag but they should put more effort into it.