Bad Bitch Blasters

bad ♥♥♥♥♥ blasting

When will the update where i can have hardcore sex with intel drop. I want MULTIPLE positions with ANIMATIONS and INTESITY levels and VOICE ACTING

TL;DR - the game's not that bad it just tries to rugpull an actual story like 1% of the time amongst ♥♥♥♥ joke ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for 2 hours straight if you want a proper game with a cohesive story, this is not the place. i can see the devs very much tried to include some sort of an actual story in the game, but for me it sort of falls flat when almost every single line of dialogue over 2 hours into the game is some variation of "♥♥♥♥ JOKE" "NINE ELEVEN" "♥♥♥♥ JOKE" "thats sjfsdkgr,.... so coo,,..,,..l.." that's not inherently a bad thing but it's a bit of a bold choice to have the vast majority of the game be a complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and then try and tie in an actual story all of a sudden. i'm not invested in the story. there is no reason for me to care about what happens because after 2 hours straight of senseless dialogue im going to assume its just more of the same and stop paying attention at the very least the gameplay's alright and there's some really fun stuff in there. and also! there's a lot of really funky character designs. i love a lot of them and i absolutely despise a lot of them too but that's a given, really... that is until i got the guy that has a chance to instakill most enemies. the game literally devolved into vampire survivors with how i stopped paying attention and just watched colours and shapes and noise manifest on my computer i genuinely did want to get more invested into this game and pay more attention to the story, but the game seems like it almost doesn't want you to take it seriously at all, until it very suddenly wants you to, and that feels incredibly jarring to me, honestly and i feel like it could've been done way better. i was aiming to get all the achievements and endings but honestly i can't be arsed.

its a really good game.... good art and music and cool story and funny and gameplay is good too. ray ray is hot

unbelievably funny, fun, and surprisingly poignant. super fun the whole way through

Everyone needs to play this game i think.