Bad Bitch Blasters

[h2] These characters are bad to the bone!!!!! b-b-b-baaad!!![/h2] I love this game, it's stupid, it's fun, the combat is simple yet complex at moments, the characters are charming, this game rocks style and game, but, jeez, I can't recommend it to someone with a proper brain because how bizarre and really strange it is. The [b]art[/b] is subjective, but I like it, characters that look like they were made in paint nails the presentation of what the game wants to be, it is dirty, but in a good way. The [b] music [/b] is great, the one that stood out the most is the Never Go Back, great job on that aspect! the [b]gameplay[/b] is simple and neat, it is kind of like those classic RPGs like earthbound, chrono trigger, etc... no real complains here, besides not being able to see the HP of enemies, which I know is for plot but for bosses and enemies you REALLY need to know that info. the [b]story[/b] is kinda hard to understand at first glance,[b] (SPOILERS, SKIP TO THE NEXT PARAGRAPH IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME)[b] at first, Jennyfer (the main character) wants to kill a company for the LULZ and free taniah, but when you get into the game, you lowk realize Jennyfer is an inmortal guardian that protected earth but became evil since she felt empty by the fact she couldn't die and wants to free the furry god of destruction (taniah) to end her suffering, but she cares about her friends so she has a moral dilemma of dying but being in peace or having her actual friends forever. This sounds cool and kinda peak, but I can't take this game seriously. the first line of the game by the main character is literally "dickpenis", the first important lore drop is treated as a joke. The most important moments in the game I couldn't took it seriously since the vibe of the game doesn't let me take this seriously, is like the story was made by 2 different people with different tastes and they stick it together. There is a lack of direction of what the game wants to be and wants to tell. The [b]endings[/b] are mostly good, most of them lack a proper final boss fight or forget about certain characters, but I'll give it a pass due to them having a proper finale to the story or joke, my favorite one is the 5th, that you lowk become Jason Vorhees and kill 'em all, guided by EGO. But the one that bothers me is the 8th one, that is not even connected to the game at all, is just a sad story of the dev talking that he cancelled a game for this one to born and he lowk didn't wanted to, it should have been an optional ending, an 100% reward or a secret text file in the archives rather than making a whole ending for your dev chit-chat. [h3]Overall, in my opinion, Bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Blasters lacks a direction of what it wants to be, rather a serious story with goofy characters, or a stupid thing that exists, making the narrative less impactful since everything was treated like a joke. I still recommend it tho, those bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ have blasters.[/h3]