ANTONBLAST

It's alright. I went into this trying to fill the void that Pizza Tower left in my life and that probably wasn't fair to this, even though the comparisons to Pizza Tower are there as they both draw from the same source of inspiration. As it's own thing, Antonblast is a fun enough 2D platformer but it has it's issues. My main issue with the game is that everything goes on way too long. Most levels feel like they drag on forever. By the mid portion of the levels, I was so ready for them to be over. The same is true for the boss fights. This game sort of becomes the definition of too much of a good thing, but I would say if enjoy Pizza Tower give it a go.

оно того не стоит, играйте лучше в pizza tower

The first thing I saw to this game way yaoi art between Anton and Peppino, now this totally not the reason why I play it.

this game. has some of the most creative levels. that i have seen. in my entire life. for platformers. NOT TO MENTION!! THE SKILL CEILING IS SOO HIGH. THIOS GAME. FEELS SO. GOOD. i did not think id like it as much as i liked pizza tower. i was very wrong.

[b]Taokaka Reviews ANTONBLAST[/b] [i]"If your game stinks, Tao claws it, chews it, and buries it like yesterday's meat bun, meow!"[/i] ---------------------------------------------------- [b]MEEEOOOW![/b] Tao sees pretty colors. Tao sees screaming man. Tao sees screaming gremlin girl. Tao says, "Oooo! Fast game!" Tao presses Start. ... Tao falls. Tao presses Jump again. Nothing. Tao blinks. Tao presses Jump harder. Still nothing. Tao hisses. ---------------------------------------------------- Game says, "No, Tao. Run faster. Hit wall. Bounce. Charge. Grab. Slide. Wall thing. Momentum. Become physics." Tao says, "...Can Tao just jump again?" Game says, "No." ---------------------------------------------------- Tao keeps falling off tiny ledges. Brain says, "DOUBLE JUMP!" Game says, "Skill issue." Tao says, "MEOW!!" ---------------------------------------------------- Tao finally reaches wall. Game whispers, "Now do seventeen cool movement tricks." Tao tries. Tao falls. Tao tries again. Tao falls again. Tao accidentally discovers three mechanics while trying to do one. Still falls. ---------------------------------------------------- Tao not angry. Tao just confused. Tao wanted chaos. Game wanted gymnastics. Those are different things, meow. ---------------------------------------------------- Art? Very yummy. Animation? Crunchy. Characters? Absolutely feral. Annie? Certified goblin. Anton? Professional property damage. Together? Insurance companies cry. ---------------------------------------------------- Tao finishes first stage. Tao sits. Tao thinks. Tao scratches ear. ... Tao realizes something. Tao isn't learning game. Tao is trying to convince game to become another game. ---------------------------------------------------- Tao understands why so many people love it. Tao also understands why Tao doesn't. Sometimes meat bun tastes delicious. Sometimes meat bun belongs to someone else. This meat bun? Not Tao's meat bun. ---------------------------------------------------- [b]Meat Bun Verdict[/b] ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for personality. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for animation. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for screaming. 🐾 for compatibility. Tao quietly buries meat bun. Walks away. Finds another meat bun. [b]Meow.[/b]

For me it was a little difficult to advance the story however once you start to understand the controls it’s a very fun game

Backed the game and do not regret it. Doing Cracked runs on every level kinda puts the game's systems through a lot of stress it sometimes cracks under, and doing the final boss (and that one extra boss with the four at once) without getting hit sucks ass. Greenhouse also is too long. Movement feels pretty good I haven't seen one but a speedrun probably goes crazy. Now that the game is finished with the kickstarter bosses and timed mode it's worth buying for sale. All the palette references are cool. Annie's cool too.

Concrete Jungle is lowk the only good thing in this game and this games extra ♥♥♥♥ is tough as nails and they lowk actually fumbled the end update. More modding support needs to be added as well. (If you do time trials and try going for the cracked ranking you will think about suicide more than once)

Honestly thought this was gonna be Pizza Tower in a different coat of paint. Turns out to be it's own full amazing thing!

no it deleted my save file and ruined my life