ANTONBLAST

Genuinamente el mejor plataformero de su género. Tiene más adrenalina y emoción que coger.

The first thing I saw to this game way yaoi art between Anton and Peppino, now this totally not the reason why I play it.

[b]Taokaka Reviews ANTONBLAST[/b] [i]"If your game stinks, Tao claws it, chews it, and buries it like yesterday's meat bun, meow!"[/i] ---------------------------------------------------- [b]MEEEOOOW![/b] Tao sees pretty colors. Tao sees screaming man. Tao sees screaming gremlin girl. Tao says, "Oooo! Fast game!" Tao presses Start. ... Tao falls. Tao presses Jump again. Nothing. Tao blinks. Tao presses Jump harder. Still nothing. Tao hisses. ---------------------------------------------------- Game says, "No, Tao. Run faster. Hit wall. Bounce. Charge. Grab. Slide. Wall thing. Momentum. Become physics." Tao says, "...Can Tao just jump again?" Game says, "No." ---------------------------------------------------- Tao keeps falling off tiny ledges. Brain says, "DOUBLE JUMP!" Game says, "Skill issue." Tao says, "MEOW!!" ---------------------------------------------------- Tao finally reaches wall. Game whispers, "Now do seventeen cool movement tricks." Tao tries. Tao falls. Tao tries again. Tao falls again. Tao accidentally discovers three mechanics while trying to do one. Still falls. ---------------------------------------------------- Tao not angry. Tao just confused. Tao wanted chaos. Game wanted gymnastics. Those are different things, meow. ---------------------------------------------------- Art? Very yummy. Animation? Crunchy. Characters? Absolutely feral. Annie? Certified goblin. Anton? Professional property damage. Together? Insurance companies cry. ---------------------------------------------------- Tao finishes first stage. Tao sits. Tao thinks. Tao scratches ear. ... Tao realizes something. Tao isn't learning game. Tao is trying to convince game to become another game. ---------------------------------------------------- Tao understands why so many people love it. Tao also understands why Tao doesn't. Sometimes meat bun tastes delicious. Sometimes meat bun belongs to someone else. This meat bun? Not Tao's meat bun. ---------------------------------------------------- [b]Meat Bun Verdict[/b] ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for personality. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for animation. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for screaming. 🐾 for compatibility. Tao quietly buries meat bun. Walks away. Finds another meat bun. [b]Meow.[/b]

i really really really love the style of this game, its really awesome, im a sucker for these pizza tower warioland super duper dramatic type of art! really! while the artstyle is awesome, the gameplay is very headache inducing when i played pizza tower, it was crazy, but you knew what was going on, it was fast, but not fast enough that it threw you off. when you smash in this game, anton (the main charcter) leaves mutiple shadows behind him, when you break a box, that box leaves a shadow and then turns into a ball of smoke, what im trying to say is that nearly every action in this game creates some sort of "visual disturbance" and if your running super fast, its extremely hard for me to keep track of what im doing or even where i am. theres just way to much going on & its very headache inducing. on top of that all the art is pixelated so its really hard to see the animation, the entire time im playing the level im asking myself, where am i supposed to look? at the boxes? at the enemys in the background? at anton? i dont know, im sure il like it as i play more, but its missing the "holy ♥♥♥♥, this game is AMAZING!!!" feeling i had when playing pizza tower

it's alright i guess

очень люблю эту игру но вернул деньги в стиме так играю в неё на свитче, единственная проблема так это то что собрать секретки и прочие вещи на уровнях которые дают много очков довольно трудно а так игра очень прикольная и динамичная

игра хорошая хоть и уровни замудреные у игры полно плюсов например красивая графика красивая музыка и геймплей но есть и минусы в виду длины уровней и сложныйх режимов но эти минусы не значительны так что игра мне очень понравилась