Alone in the Dark: Illumination™

Piece of crap

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"Illumination" could have been a really nice action game. It has a descent atmosphere with its locations, the possibility to play one of four truely different characters, and a skill system. The problem itself I had with the game is neither the graphics, which did a fair job, or the incredible low stamina when running, making me think the characters never did a run in their life before, neither the promising atmosphere with the ghost town becoming boring cave mazes afterwards, neither the endlessly spawning enemies on difficulty medium+, cornering you and killing you while you run out of ammo. It was only one thing that made me give a thimb down instead of up, and that was: bugs! I can't believe that the game was released in this state when early access wasn't a common thing back then. Barely said, most of the puzzles don't work. The first level seems to have a random setup of doors every time you start the level, with one setup making it completely impossible to reach the last cable for the generator because doors get locked around the level. The second setup made me able to rush through the level, because every door was open. In the second level, I encountered the same: Having inserted the two batteries into the generator, the game erased both, asked for another two, but, of course, they weren't in the level anymore. I also encountered a bug depending on where I stand when accessing the battery input station: a bit more right, it says two batteries, a bit more left it says one. Well, there wasn't any battery left so the only option was quitting - and definitely not returning to a game that could have been nice and entertaining, but becoming totally unplayable, because the programmers, well, made some mistakes that made the whole thing malfunctioning.

One of the most boring trash games I've ever played. It's usually a lot of fun to play trash games, but this trash game can't even be considered an entertaining trash game. It seems a measure of effort went into creating this game, but bad decisions lead to trash. Your character has nonexistent stamina and extremely low walk/run speed. You face the same 2-3 enemies for almost the entire game. The controls are janky and not fun to use. The missions are boring and there are extremely dumb gameplay decisions. It's not a challenge, even on hard mode. I'd recommend this for a person who enjoys playing boring trash games. Also, don't expect anyone online in multiplayer mode. I was literally the only person online in the entirety of steam.

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Not the best game in the series by any means, but I had some fun with it. If you go into this game not expecting the funnest game in the world, you might get some enjoyment. https://youtu.be/n-eBbesEu7k?si=Stsk5YDgdrmOUv9J https://youtu.be/P8rfW9Z_twc?si=CxpWKdIVhCgcNEM2 https://youtu.be/llkGpD6nYpU?si=4a1fIS0v79rvJj4c https://youtu.be/YI80Gqn8bpY?si=VCDQ_1dJPujcdN2j

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