Agent 64: Spies Never Die

Już po demie wiedziałem ,że to będzie dobra gierka w klimatach GoldenEye ,pvp ,pve ,co-opik jakieś areny wszystko ladnie dziala bez przyciec bez problemow jest stabilnie mega klimatycznie. Polecam spokojnie x-przejsc kampanii ze znajomymi czy local coop nawet. Przede wszystkim prostota czego brakuje dzisiejszym gra :)

[h1] Smooth as hell until the dialogue opens its mouth [/h1] This is what happens when a GoldenEye-obsessed fan and a Perfect Dark worshipper have a baby, then decide the kid needs to be a self-aware internet meme while still trying to wear a tuxedo. A friend dumped a pile of retro links on me two weeks out. This was the only one that stuck. Demo hooked me. August 11 hits, I install, blow past the two missions I’d already beaten raw, and settle in expecting a cool sci-fi spy cyberpunk yarn starring some weathered spiritual successor to GoldenEye’s Bond. Even dragged the same buddy into co-op up the mountain level! Expectations were high. They did not survive contact. The game plays smooth as hell and multiplayer is a genuine blast when it works. Then you sit alone with the story and the dialogue starts. It wants to be serious and a meta-punk joke machine at the same time. The villain literally calls John a boomer shooter. I sighed out loud and started living for the missions that kept their mouths shut. There’s an infiltration level that almost gets it—sneak, photograph, stay undercover, pure Mission: Impossible N64 party-scene energy—until higher difficulties just tell you to open fire like every other level. Suddenly it’s Doom with a spy skin instead of GoldenEye or Perfect Dark with actual tension. It echoes both those games hard. Castle sniper objective is Carrington Villa with the serial numbers filed off. Temple is pure GoldenEye cosplay. But it never finds the charisma of 007 or the weird attitude and mystery Perfect Dark had in its bones. Still, the movement feels great, the shooting is satisfying, and the soundtrack is the clear MVP. I already subscribed to Dario Galizia and have the tracks on loop. Multiplayer is a ghost town. Four or five lobbies, two guys grinding 50-kill matches that take forever, and when you finally get in the “paradox” modifiers are piled so high you spend half the time figuring out the rules instead of shooting. A two-player game should not be a marathon. Players: Scale the damn thing. It’s not a bad game. Nostalgic fans will eat it up. It’s just really hard to bottle what those late-’90s shooters did to a whole generation. This one comes close on feel and then trips over its own tongue.