[h1]#tinygamereviews[/h1]
Like playing a crappy version of Rock Band, but without any variability in pace, difficulty, or any music at all. I guess it's not really like Rock Band. Or it is. If you squint and play your own music.
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[*][b][u]Overall Score[/u][/b]: 1/5
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[h1]Full Review[/h1]
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[td]Playability[/td]
[td]3/5[/td]
[td]You go straight the whole time except when you weave between cars. There's a maximum speed and no reason not to always go that fast.[/td]
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[td]Difficulty[/td]
[td]1/5[/td]
[td]There might be a couple of tricky weaves here and there, but the only reason they're tricky is because the rest of the game is insanely easy.[/td]
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[td]Graphics[/td]
[td]1/5[/td]
[td]There's nothing to it. Static background, like 3 different types of cars that you pass, and nothing else.[/td]
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[td]Sound[/td]
[td]0/5[/td]
[td]Just the sound of your car's engine and a slight "woosh" as you pass cars. It doesn't even have a sW33t vaporwave track like every other game of its type,[/td]
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[td]Story & Writing[/td]
[td]N/A[/td]
[td]Nothing to see here.[/td]
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iT's 80'S bEcAuSe NeOn!!!11
I say it's like Rock Band because when you stare straight ahead at all of the other cars driving down the road (I'm not even sure they're moving forward, themselves, come to think of it) at the exact same steady pace, when your vision blurs just a little bit out of boredom, it looks kind of like Rock Band.
There is also no music at all, so it is very much [i]not[/i] like Rock Band in this way. It's a bad comparison.
It's also a bad game on the whole. While there's something a little zen about weaving your car back and forth for a few minutes at a steady pace, that's really all [i]80's Night[/i] is worth. A few minutes. Since it almost always seems to be on sale, I guess it's like dropping a couple quarters into a janky arcade machine ([i]OMG SO 80'S[/i]), then walking away when you decide it's crap.
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[td]It's weirdly satisfying.[/td]
[td]There is absolutely no variability. I'm not even convinced that the cars you pass are randomly-generated.[/td]
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[*][b][u]In-Game Purchases[/u][/b]: None
[*][b][u]Learning Curve[/u][/b]: Easy
[*][b][u]Replayability[/u][/b]: Low
[*][b][u]Recommended Purchase Price[/u][/b]: $0
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