25 Cadre of Death

Your Bizarre Adventure is a Roblox reimagining of excerpts of the plot of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Most of the gameplay consists of fighting other players, with the experience being undoubtedly unique, due to the community almost entirely consisting of minors and people in very poor living conditions. The combat is surprisingly competent, in which you are supposed to manage cooldowns, spacing, and trash talking. Unfortunately, one of the only actual devs is a 16 year-old kid, with the community and success of the project clearly being too much to handle, and as a result, the updates, balancing, and moderation is in very poor shape a vast majority of the time. Like I said, most of the time, you'll get into petty squabbles with people who's age is not in the double digits, in which the victor of the argument is decided solely on who beats the other person in combat. A majority of these cases are caused by "RKers" (random killers), who, for fun, attack other players for no apparent reason. This creates a somewhat symbiotic relationship between players who "RK" and players who stop them, with both of the roles being essentially the same, with the intent of just killing Roblox kids for fun. There is a "storyline", but it's really only running back and forth as a means of gaining EXP so you can level up and fight other players more effectively. Overall, this game was probably my biggest guilty pleasure. I cannot rate this game, as I would have to rate the main contributor to a very dark place in my life.

How this made it out of early access I'll never know.. One of the jankiest, fumbly first person action-adventures I've had the privilege of experiencing in some time.. I mean, some of the graphics look quite ok, but it's all downhill from there. Absolute first priority coming out of early access should have been be fully english translation.. since there's a language selector and all.. ESPECIALLY the list of controls.. kind of hard to know wtf does what you know? Why is the FOV so damn small? It feels like it is zoomed in all the time.. and wtf is with the player height.. either all the furniture is effing ginormous, or I'm playing as child or dwarf.. (which is fine, I have nothing against dwarves). The voice-over's are soo incredibly bad, it would have been more immersive to skip them all together and just stuck with subtitles. Apparently emptying a full magazine into the head of Edward Scissorhands on crack is not enough to take him down... Look, to say this game needs a lot of work is an understatement.. it shouldn't have come out of early access, and it's certainly not worth 8 dollars in it's current state.