
Meet Zortch Maxinum: short order cook, amateur engineer and professional slacker; Bored and tired of her day job she decides to go on a holiday but alas she picks a cheap option: turns out it's a scheme by aliens who capture humans to eat their brains! also this game is a sci-fi horror comedy fps
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Languages: English
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Zortchtastic experience for sure.
They're underselling themselves with this game's insanely low price. For 5 bucks you're getting a fun scifi FPS with a nostalgic graphical style(think Quake graphics), a few nods to other FPS games of the 90s and a level of bug free polish that's foreign to most AAA companies these days. Definitely pick this up if you love classic shooters
ПОВЕЛСЯ НА ВИЗУАЛ, ПРОШЕЛ НА ПЛАТИНУ, ОСТАЛСЯ ДОВОЛЕН
Tuff game. Feels like one of those obscure shooters made in the late 90's you'd find in a bargain bin at a game store: A diamond in the dirt, so to say. Recommended for enjoyers of boomer shooters.
Have you ever asked yourself "What if Shiny made an FPS?" You don't have to ask yourself that question anymore, because here it is.
Quirk-chungus Quake-like with attractive female characters.
do you like quake 2? do you like duke nukem? if yes to either, play zortch!
Waiting for Zortch 2!
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For what it is, you're getting you're money's worth, a decent shooter with 20 levels, 9 guns and lots of enemies. While I recommend this game, I do have some issues. episode 1 has my least favourite levels with the first ever level feeling like a harder maze to navaigate then the literal mazes later on, or the mine fields main path for progression being blocked of by a breakable wall that's easy to miss. Also who's idea was it to take the arch-vile, make him fly and make him one of the tankiest enemies in the game since the second level.
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