
A physics-based rage game where you and your friends control a chaotic football through parkour and deadly drops. One wrong bounce and you lose it all. Climb together or fall together — can you reach the top?
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🏆 Control the Ball
Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football.

🏐Physics-Based
This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall.
One slip = massive progress loss
No checkpoints in hard mode
Every climb is earned

🫂Multiplayer Mayhem
Play solo or in online multiplayer.
🧠 “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!”
😭 “We were right at the top!!”
💀 “I swear I’m uninstalling.”
🌍 Climb a Massive World of Rage
From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships.
Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty
Vertical level design inspired by Only Up
No loading screens, just pure upward pain

🎥 Perfect for Streamers and Friends
The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight.

🚨 Warning: This game will test your patience.
Rage quits expected.
Friendships may be lost.
But if you make it to the top…
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 22 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
You Suck At Football is an unreal engine flip slop game where you have to dribble and shoot a football through a goal, and its physics and mechanics feel very clunky and bugged. Because of this, it doesn't feel even remotely fun or rewarding. Honestly, a lot of mobile games and free games clear this. The game somehow got streamers to play for a short while, and I suppose it's capitalized with a few purchases. Price Value & Gameplay; 5 dollars for a game that could've been made in 24 hours and that has no substance at all, nor is it fun. I doubt even 10 people have ever beat the game. This game is terrible and is a waste of money. There's multiplayer functionality that probably works; however, it doesn't save the game, and it's still not worth it. A heavily flawed experience. When you load up the game, in your taskbar it reads just "football"—very lazy game. There's not much more to discuss. There's not enough content and substance to justify the price, and the experience isn't even fun. 0.5/10 if you're lucky
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gra jest zjebana, nie polecam
Great youtubers, and nice game! P.S. Лучшие туториалы на ютубе по unreal engine, очень помогают, решил вот и в игру поиграть, для фактически одного девелопера очень хороший результат. Хардкордная игра, only up еще почему-то напомнила.
i do indeed suck at football
Very relaxing. Would recommend if you are stressed. It will surely ease your mind.
I LIKE IT
I can't believe how fast you made this and it's this fun! Would be cool to see more content, obstacles and character customization over time. It definitely has some rage moments with that slight gradation to the hill edges. Fun addition to the genre, looking forward to seeing more and curious if anyone actually beats it. Congrats!
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