
A physics-based rage game where you and your friends control a chaotic football through parkour and deadly drops. One wrong bounce and you lose it all. Climb together or fall together — can you reach the top?
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🏆 Control the Ball
Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football.

🏐Physics-Based
This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall.
One slip = massive progress loss
No checkpoints in hard mode
Every climb is earned

🫂Multiplayer Mayhem
Play solo or in online multiplayer.
🧠 “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!”
😭 “We were right at the top!!”
💀 “I swear I’m uninstalling.”
🌍 Climb a Massive World of Rage
From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships.
Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty
Vertical level design inspired by Only Up
No loading screens, just pure upward pain

🎥 Perfect for Streamers and Friends
The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight.

🚨 Warning: This game will test your patience.
Rage quits expected.
Friendships may be lost.
But if you make it to the top…
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 22 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
ai amei esse jogo 💙💙 nossa fiquei jogando por horas sem parar não conseguia bp mm 😖😖😖 por um segundo ficar sem-sem me sentir a pessoa mais bosta do mundo e ter um sentimento de frustração e ódio contínuo e profundo nossa 10/10 OLHA ISSO CARA OLHA ISSO 🙏
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This "game" is really bad. The icon is default Unreal and the title is just "football". The windowed fullscreen mode does not seem to do anything and the game itself has clunky controls and is no fun at all. What even is this supposed to be? On low settings it runs with 20FPS and seems to be very unoptimized. The main menu looks like some space shooter and does not fit the theme at all. I have the feeling this was done by some student in 2 hours.
I JUST BEAT IT. BTW the game tends to freeze at the 1 hour mark so i had to retry twice. I'll be making a video on this game and should be out this weekend! Also, when you press N the character model switches and you cant kick the ball or switch back. Also when running the benchmark you can walk around if you cancel it. https://youtu.be/H_5yxJpJvWo?si=XKD-Kni3Bm8nPJ5B HERE IT IS
As the 7th person to purchase this game, I can confirm IT IS DIFFICULT.
gra do dupy / game into the ass
Este juego es una mierda solo de roban por todo recomiendo ahorar el dinero para otra cosa porque comprar esta mierda de juego no
Прошёл You Suck At Football и теперь у меня два новых навыка: умение материться на 3 языках и способность выбирать новую клаву для пк. Если хотите испытать свою дружбу, нервы и веру в гравитацию — это игра для вас. А если нет… ну, всегда можно просто смотреть, как страдают другие. Геймплей - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZIxm-ALZi4
Bastante entretenido la verdad, me la pase mal pasandolo perro al final se logro ojala pusieran un logro por pasarlo
You Suck At Football is an unreal engine flip slop game where you have to dribble and shoot a football through a goal, and its physics and mechanics feel very clunky and bugged. Because of this, it doesn't feel even remotely fun or rewarding. Honestly, a lot of mobile games and free games clear this. The game somehow got streamers to play for a short while, and I suppose it's capitalized with a few purchases. Price Value & Gameplay; 5 dollars for a game that could've been made in 24 hours and that has no substance at all, nor is it fun. I doubt even 10 people have ever beat the game. This game is terrible and is a waste of money. There's multiplayer functionality that probably works; however, it doesn't save the game, and it's still not worth it. A heavily flawed experience. When you load up the game, in your taskbar it reads just "football"—very lazy game. There's not much more to discuss. There's not enough content and substance to justify the price, and the experience isn't even fun. 0.5/10 if you're lucky
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