
Watch your crabs live their lives and force evolutionary changes by altering the environment in this calm, relaxing life simulator
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Crabs! Nature's birds. Long have I sought to understand and rule these rare, obscure creatures, so I practically shat my pants when I saw this pop up on my Steam page. Metaphorical faeces was smearing up my back and onto my leather computer chair. You Got Crabs might seem like a crass title at first, but it belies a subtlety known only to crabs. The crabs in this game walk forwards instead of sideways, which is something that always pissed me off about real crabs. I also never liked that real crabs didn't have a gaping vagina on their backs so I could tell which ones I could jack off to or not. This game solves both major issues I had with crabs, and more. If you don't buy this game you are a genuinely bad person.
All of my Crabs become Green. No matter what I do, they all eventually become green. Green is inevitable. Help.
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Great Idle Game to have going while you work. THEIRS DUCKS TOO! :D Like a digital interactive aquarium
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