YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM! 2

The "games" in this collection, by and large, are straight out of old free Flash games. If these are the sorts of games mobile gamers are being baited-and-switched with, you can call me Mr. T because I pity those fools. There's really very little to set this apart from Flash games of yore, frankly. Some I found fun and a little inspired. Some I did not. Some I questioned why I bought this game, even discounted. Compared to the previous pack, there are fewer insane UI decisions. There's a couple games that play quite well with the mouse, even. There's a few games that are still keyboard-mandatory, and there are a few new UX insanities involving backing out of menus. I have come to expect this genuine insanity from D3Publisher, I think the key to getting them to promote your game is to make really weird control scheme choices. I could go on a methodical breakdown of all the reasons I'm a bit... whelmed by this, but I can not rouse the interest in doing so. I'm sorry, I just don't feel any urge to write a rambling essay about it.* I've agonized over which thumb this game should get. My personal standard is whether I'd launch the game again or not. And... I might. Maybe. To finish the math adventure game, if I had nothing else to do with myself, and I wanted to pat myself on the brain at how quickly I can do mental arithmetic. So... indifference, on the whole? How do you reflect indifference with a thumbs up or down? So let's conclude, then: This game aspires to mediocrity. It's weird in that some of it contains actual, technical improvements. If I gave the original a 51%, this one gets 49.9%. It got pity-rounded to a pass. Buy it on a deep sale. Join me in feeling whelmed, neither over nor under. * This isn't to say the words aren't there. I just can't be bothered. Show up when I'm streaming or buy me a pint or something, and I'll give you all the inky words you could possibly eat. I am so whelmed I haven't even linked the requisite info here, you'll have to find it in my profile.