
Why play this? You could read, run, or stare at a wall. But if you do, expect fast and unpredictable retro FPS action.
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Welcome to the game that makes you ask... well, exactly that. If you’re tired of logic, rules, and sensible gameplay, congratulations — you’re in the right place.
This isn’t your grandma’s FPS. It’s a fast-paced, retro-inspired chaos full of weird enemies, ridiculous weapons, and moments that will make you question your life choices.
Think you can handle the madness? You’ll be figuring things out on the fly, doing your best to keep up, and maybe wondering how you got here.
So grab your keyboard and mouse, and prepare to question the name of the game!
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WTF AM I PLAYING?! is a first-person shooter with elements of platforming, puzzles, and experimental comedy. It blends fast-paced action with unexpected scenarios, minimal guidance, and surreal humor.
Uniquely designed levels with their own mechanics.
First-person shooter gameplay with puzzle and platforming elements.
Stylized retro graphics and effects.
Unique enemies: angry chickens, mutant burgers, giant gorillas, and more.
Dynamic soundtrack and sound design tailored to each level’s tone.
No loading screens between core sequences — just smooth, weird transitions.
Short session-friendly level structure. (15–20 minutes per level.)
Main content offers around 2–3 hours of gameplay.
And yes — you’ll keep wondering what’s going on, and why you’re enjoying it.
Unconventional, unpredictable gameplay.
Retro-inspired visuals and effects that evoke classic gaming nostalgia.
Fast-paced FPS action with a twist of humor and unexpected challenges.
Players with no expectations.
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian, Turkish*languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 40 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
A great game for the price, I've 100% the game in about 4 hours and had a good time. There are somethings that could be improved like the desert level and the subway level feel like they go on longer than they should, but other than that and a few minor complaints its a fun time.
If you want a game that makes no sense but is total CHAOS?! GET THIS GAME! It is super fun! This game needs no introduction, you just pick up and play! Just... Total... CHAOS!!!!
Best thing I've played in ages. Many delightful moments. Switches up the scenery, weapons, enemies a lot so you don't get bored. Balance is great - rewards concentration and thought, doesn't hold your hand, but isn't so hard that you'll need to watch a walkthrough. Lots of content but doesn't outstay its welcome. Runs well on my machine. Like the fisheye camera. Catchy music. Great.
This is a good game!
[i][h1][b][u]4/5[/u][/b][/h1][/i] Genuinamente un juegazo para pasar el rato. [b]'WTF AM I PLAYING?'[/b] es un FPS que experimenta con la jugabilidad, yendo desde atender hamburguesas en un local de comida rápida mientras tu jefe pizza te explota, hasta defender un objetivo de autos tiburón kamikazes (¿?). Es relativamente corto: tardé 2,5 h en terminar el juego y 4 h en hacer el 100% de los logros. El juego no tiene sentido ni lógica; es un [b]absurdo total[/b] donde no se te guía en casi nada, y es precisamente esto lo que le da vida a todo, lo que hace que destaque y sea original. Además, está lleno de [i]easter eggs[/i] o secretos que son bastante graciosos cuando te los encontrás. No es un 5/5 porque le falta pulir unos detalles. Tuve problemas en ciertas partes con el [i]input[/i] de mi teclado, donde no me detectaba el presionar una tecla teniendo presionada otra al mismo tiempo, pero es tan minúsculo que recién me di cuenta de que me pasaba casi terminando el juego. También hay partes donde te podés quedar atrapado y tenés que volver al último punto de control, aunque esto "vaya y pase" porque es algo que firmás en el capítulo 1 como cláusula para jugar. [h3][u]En resumen:[/u][/h3] es una experiencia totalmente lisérgica que, por lo que sale, vale completamente la pena.
[h1] 100% achievement, recommend [/h1] [b] b*tch a** green gorilla, f*ck you. [b]
I am not joking when I say that this game brought me more joy and I had a smile on my face for longer than I have in the past 20 years.
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This is really really hard to add a review for, on one hand, it's great and it delivers. On the other hand, it can be draining, or tedious. If it was possible to have a neutral review i would do that, but the cons outweighed the pros. - the pacing felt off, going from action packed madness, to sleepily walking around. - some sections later felt tedious, chasing something down that constantly randomly moves. - some levels could use a bit more, the last level was basically just a hold W and Left Click adding to just this drawn own boring section (maybe add some obstacles and such to give the player a challenge) Now the game DID deliver, I don't know what I'm playing, where i am, or what i am doing. For that, It gets it's points. For the fun side of things, each level felt hit or miss. With all of that, i do recommend trying the game, maybe someone else will have a blast, and if you don't have a blast, i maybe recommend doing the game in sections rather than 1 whole session as a boredom cure. Hey maybe the game was not meant to be beat in 1 session.
ДА ИГРА ОЧЕНЬ ЭПИЧНАЯ СОВЕТУЦЮ!!!!!
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