
Why play this? You could read, run, or stare at a wall. But if you do, expect fast and unpredictable retro FPS action.
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Welcome to the game that makes you ask... well, exactly that. If you’re tired of logic, rules, and sensible gameplay, congratulations — you’re in the right place.
This isn’t your grandma’s FPS. It’s a fast-paced, retro-inspired chaos full of weird enemies, ridiculous weapons, and moments that will make you question your life choices.
Think you can handle the madness? You’ll be figuring things out on the fly, doing your best to keep up, and maybe wondering how you got here.
So grab your keyboard and mouse, and prepare to question the name of the game!
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WTF AM I PLAYING?! is a first-person shooter with elements of platforming, puzzles, and experimental comedy. It blends fast-paced action with unexpected scenarios, minimal guidance, and surreal humor.
Uniquely designed levels with their own mechanics.
First-person shooter gameplay with puzzle and platforming elements.
Stylized retro graphics and effects.
Unique enemies: angry chickens, mutant burgers, giant gorillas, and more.
Dynamic soundtrack and sound design tailored to each level’s tone.
No loading screens between core sequences — just smooth, weird transitions.
Short session-friendly level structure. (15–20 minutes per level.)
Main content offers around 2–3 hours of gameplay.
And yes — you’ll keep wondering what’s going on, and why you’re enjoying it.
Unconventional, unpredictable gameplay.
Retro-inspired visuals and effects that evoke classic gaming nostalgia.
Fast-paced FPS action with a twist of humor and unexpected challenges.
Players with no expectations.
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Languages: English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian, Turkish*languages with full audio support
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Reviews
Themes across 41 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
[h1] 100% achievement, recommend [/h1] [b] b*tch a** green gorilla, f*ck you. [b]
ДА ИГРА ОЧЕНЬ ЭПИЧНАЯ СОВЕТУЦЮ!!!!!
ok so uhm....It's very hard to know where to begin when it comes to writing this review, because this game was insanely goofy, and I ONLY PLAYED 1 LEVEL, LIKE DAM... im definitely gonna finish this game. but describing this game is like trying to explain the crypto block chain to my WW2 veteran Grandpa with dementia, cuz while playing I was truly wondering, WTF AM I PLAYING.
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Hours played at review time, across 42 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Every level overstays its welcome by 5min and the levels are pretty short... The game is nauseating to play due to the very low FOV and forced fish eye lens with no options whatsoever. As in there are no options except resolution and fullscreen/windowed. The only thing this game haas going for it is "lol xd so random"
I am not joking when I say that this game brought me more joy and I had a smile on my face for longer than I have in the past 20 years.
This is really really hard to add a review for, on one hand, it's great and it delivers. On the other hand, it can be draining, or tedious. If it was possible to have a neutral review i would do that, but the cons outweighed the pros. - the pacing felt off, going from action packed madness, to sleepily walking around. - some sections later felt tedious, chasing something down that constantly randomly moves. - some levels could use a bit more, the last level was basically just a hold W and Left Click adding to just this drawn own boring section (maybe add some obstacles and such to give the player a challenge) Now the game DID deliver, I don't know what I'm playing, where i am, or what i am doing. For that, It gets it's points. For the fun side of things, each level felt hit or miss. With all of that, i do recommend trying the game, maybe someone else will have a blast, and if you don't have a blast, i maybe recommend doing the game in sections rather than 1 whole session as a boredom cure. Hey maybe the game was not meant to be beat in 1 session.
Estan bien perros las 10 niveles, el nivel extra me decepciono no era lo que esperaba
прям как в школе
Das spiel sieht ganz interesannt aus, aber was hat der entwickler sich bitte beim zweiten lvl gedacht. Nachdem man den Burgern den gewwünschten inhalt gegeben hat wird man von den burgern angegreiffen und muss sie hauen? zumindest denke ich das da das spiel einem nichts sagt. Man bekommt weder gesagt was man machen muss noch ob die burger verprügeln richtig ist und wenn ja wieviele? es ist einfach ein dauer sterben. Das lvl danach ist noch furchtbarer. Wer hat sich diese extrem seltsame steuerung ausgedacht? man will etwas werfen einmal fliegt es extrem weit nach rechts ein anderes mal extrem weit nach links
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