Wizorb

Really pretty but sorta boring

Great brick breaker! Solid gameplay Cozy story Cool music Nice artstyle Not hard to 100% all achievements

I never thought about self harm before playing this game. Now, it's all I think about. Reviewers saying going for 100% achievements is "a satisfying journey" are either completely disconnected from reality or all out masochists. The entire game is extremely tedious. I am NOT being hyperbolic. I literally zone out and start thinking about random ♥♥♥♥ while watching the ball bounce back and forth endlessly on the screen as it proceeds to hit absolutely nothing. I wait and wait and wait for it to finally break the bounce pattern, return to my paddle, and pray to Gaia that it will hit the one block that's in the worst possible spot (and if you're out of magic you're SOL, just have to wait for slow regen to finally force the issue). There are 5 worlds. 13 Levels per world. That's 65 levels of mind numbing tedium. If you want to 100% the game, you gotta play those soul crushingly boring levels an INSANE number of times. The music is so SLOW it makes you want to pass out. It's like 10 BPM. If you love life, if you value living and all it has to offer, then don't play this game. It has changed me. I look at razors differently now. Thinking about them puts me at ease. Don't be like me.

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