
Fight through a moving train in a stylish rhythm-combat boss rush where timed four-button inputs become your attacks. Defeat absurd bosses, survive relationship chaos, and help August Wiseman get his phone back.
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She took his phone. He just wants it back. The train has other plans.
This is not a rhythm game about dancing. This is a rhythm game about surviving a relationship.
Hit your inputs: you attack. Miss the window: you bleed.
Arcade rhythm combat. Four buttons. No mercy. Miss enough — everything resets. Every boss. Every car. Back to zero.
No checkpoints. No shortcuts. Just the next attempt.
Her best friend. Her brother. Her exes. Her pet. Her biker gang. Her mother. Her father.
Choose your order. Fight them all. Lose and start over.
Every boss talks. Every conversation chips away at August's very convincing lie that he doesn't care.

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Languages: English
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It's a game about pressing buttons very fast. You need to input a combination that consists of left, right, up and down arrows (4, 6 or 8 depending on the difficulty) displayed on the screen before the red triangle reaches the blue area at which moment you need to press another button. A lot like in Bust a Groove for the first Playstation. And music is playing as well, different for each boss. But there's no real relation between your pressing of buttons and that music, so I wouldn't call it a "rhythm game". As a game about pressing buttons very fast, it's pretty fun. It has some silly story as well. There are seven bosses with short dialogues before and after each. It takes 5-10 minutes to beat the game once. My biggest problem is the difficulty. The game starts on easy and you can't change it until you finish all bosses. It's mind- and finger-numbingly easy. And that's the first impression. Which is the whole game, because normal and very hard don't have any additional bosses or mechanics. Hard would be somewhat challenging if not for the fact that you have a lot of HP, so making mistakes costs you nothing. And the only really challenging thing in the game is ironically too hard. It's the achievement for finishing the whole game on hard without making even one mistake. I did it, but I can't say it was all that fun. Most of the difficulty comes from arrows being hard to read. Maybe they could have different colours? Also, combinations should be different when playing with a controller. You use the dpad only with your thumb, while keyboard's arrows are typically used with three fingers. This means especially opposite directions like "left, right, left, right" take much more time to press on a gamepad. I feel like I've been saying this a lot in reviews lately, but the game could use some proofreading by a native English speaker. Well, despite all that it's still fun and cheap. [spoiler]Objectively:[/spoiler] 6.5/10
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Hours played at review time, across 57 reviews with recorded playtime.
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Wiseman: No More Breakups is a game that utterly oozes with style, putting Persona 5 and Scott Pilgrim into a blender with just a dash of No More Heroes to create a fun yet fairly challenging rhythm game. The art style and soundtrack are really good and help give the game a sense of identity - my personal favourite song was Rozzie Mcbestie. The story is straight-forward while still having a solid emotional core even with its short runtime and the bosses have different gameplay mechanics to keep things fresh - the best part to me is you can fight the bosses in whatever order your heart desires. I used that flexibility to fight the hardest boss first - that way if I lost it wouldn't feel like I just wasted my time fighting the other bosses. I'm personally not a huge fan of the mechanics of that hardest boss, finding it to be a bit tedious, but I'm also pretty new to the genre so this is probably just a skill issue. Also in the category of "I don't usually play rhythm games so I'm not sure if this is typical for the genre or not" there's no pause button - which now that I think about it, yeah that makes sense. I wouldn't be mentioning it if not for me failing my first run of this game because I went to pause (not knowing it wasn't an option) and accidentally pressed the give up button (which you're not told about - which annoyed me a little bit, I'm not gonna lie I had to restart the whole game :/). But honestly? This game is fun and it's only like $2. Go play it, it's good.
absolutely not a rhythm game. it's also completely bizzare, but it's charming
jogo muito bom da pra passar o tempo
I liked it! Just a quick 25 minute romp where you're treated to stylish UI, solid music, and gameplay that's fun for long enough. Played on Deck and it worked great.
I really liked this game! It’s simple, charming, and really easy to enjoy. I especially loved the art style and the soundtrack, they fit the game really well and made the whole experience feel very cozy. My only complaint is that it’s way too short 😭 I finished it and immediately went, “Wait… that’s it??” LMAO. But honestly, I still had a really good time with it. Short, simple, cute, and enjoyable. I just wish there was more of it!
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