Guide vampires through centuries of emotional baggage, decades of delusions and the odd bout of self-loathing with real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts and become a Vampire Therapist! Even vampires need a shoulder to cry on when a neck to bite just won’t do.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.43/day in the week to Jul 20 → 1/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 24 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 9 places towards #1, and the 2,404 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
Vampire Therapist is the BAFTA-nominated narrative adventure / therapy simulator in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows, Young Frankenstein, My Dinner with André, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace.
This isn't your typical visual novel — featuring a fangtastic cast (such as Matthew Mercer, Sarah Grayson, and Cyrus Nemati), Vampire Therapist teaches real therapy concepts with a story that explores what it means to live, die, live again, and maybe even how to feel alive. Because even vampires deserve to love themselves.
Step into the boots of Sam, a reformed Wild West gunslinger turned vampire therapist. After centuries of bloodshed, Sam teams up with a 3000-year-old blood-sucking mentor in a moody German nightclub, to guide fellow vampires through the twists and turns of their immortal existence — offering them a chance at self-acceptance in a world that feels ever more alien.
From self-loathing vampires who’ve witnessed millennia of human folly to agoraphobic social media addicts, and even those grappling with the trauma of seeing too many awful streaming series (we’ve all been there), Sam’s got his work cut out for him. With each session, Sam will challenge cognitive distortions using real-life therapy techniques to help his clients reconnect with reality — even if reality has left them behind.
You can’t fix the world, but maybe you can help other vampires accept it.
That is, if you can accept yourself first.
"It's simultaneously earnest and winningly ridiculous...a labor of love, and an original one at that." — The Spectator
"Vampire Therapist is shaking a lot of things up in one very elegant bag." — Rock Paper Shotgun
"Every single character was memorable, and the thought of even more quirky clients for Sam to treat is exciting." — GameRant
"I came away from Vampire Therapist actively wanting to emotionally improve and be kinder to myself" - GamesRadar
Real Therapy Concepts: You’ll learn and apply real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts vetted by licensed therapists. By challenging client statements that contain “cognitive distortions”, you’ll help vampires see where their thoughts don’t match reality.
A Comedic Look Through History: Meet emotionally damaged vampires from ancient Greece, Renaissance Italy, Tudor England, and the Bronze Age.
An All-Star Voice Cast: Featuring Matthew Mercer (Critical Role, Baldur's Gate 3), Francesca Meaux (Hades), Sarah Grayson (Gone Home, Hades II), Kylie Clark, and the game's creator, Cyrus Nemati (Hades, Pyre).
Unique Setting: Vampire Therapist merges cozy self-introspection with a dark European goth vibe. In fact, the whole thing takes above a goth club in Germany filled with willing necks to bite.
Minigames: Learn mindfulness meditation, safely and consensually bite sexy necks!
Peaceful Play: You can't lose in Vampire Therapist, and you'll always have a chance to learn and try again... just like life! If you're looking for bad endings or want to kill NPCs, Steam has many excellent offerings for you.
NOTE: Please read the content warning thoroughly before purchase. The game deals with mature and challenging themes that are not for the faint of heart.
Add-ons
Each DLC is estimated with the same model as a game, then summed — a modeled figure, not reported DLC sales.
Sums Steam only; PlayStation, GOG, Xbox, Nintendo publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
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SteamYou are here | $14.99 | 1Kreviews | 94% | — | $558.8K |
| $14.99 | 59ratings | 91% | — | not modelled | |
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 87 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
A fun visual novel that is also somewhat educational, Vampire Therapist isn't nearly as cheesy as the title of the game - it actually uses the format to approach therapy and the benefits thereof quite well. Everything is exactly what you'd expect: the voice acting is appropriately melodramatic, the music is all sad violins or industrial, the graphics are mostly frozen animation. All of it is reasonably high quality with excellent writing. I think there's a ton of value to be had in the topics that the game approaches and while it often wields humor, it also isn't afraid to discuss a lot of deep seated trauma. If I have any negatives at all for it, it would be that there are "no stakes" (that's both an intentional pun as well as an actual issue): the game literally won't let you make the wrong choice. There are dialogue choices you can end up not seeing because you don't have the correct options equipped, but you can't actually be a bad therapist and cause your clients to walk out or anything. If you like visual novels and you're open to the topic of therapy in a kind of cheesy (if effective) setting, Vampire Therapist is highly recommended; on the other hand, if you're not open to therapy or you don't care for visual novels, there's not enough here to make you change your mind. I enjoyed my time with it and the length was just about perfect; YMMV.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
| $9.75−35% |
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| $14.99 | 7ratings | 74% | — | not modelled |
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Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 87 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
A disarmingly funny yet thoughtful game that always offers an interesting twist as each of its characters reveals their multifaceted selves. The interface isn't perfect, but the writing and voice acting are charming and rich.
The vibes, the characters mwahhh, I love it. The mini game feels a bit randomly thrown in and out of place, also getting repetitive after a while. Doesn`t put a dent in the enjoyment of thr game though. Especially the character arcs/developements are very heartwarming TwT
Not only is it just down right bad, its filled with bugs. Not a big fan of leaving bad reviews but this is one of the worst games I've played on Steam in general.
吸血鬼 + CBT认知疗法 + 历史人物心理分析 + 视觉小说，主要玩法就是找出对话中的认知扭曲，4个角色，每人5轮对话，其中edmend是最有意思的，配音也很贴合。后期重复感较重，完全靠角色故事支撑。
A good therapist simulator. Plus sexy vampires :)
It's terrific, heartwarming game.
A nice mix of tropes and wholesomeness!
you can watch an entire episode of the three stooges in-game also the writing is amazing and the jokes are great, 10/10 imo
I love this game! I'm Sam's #1 fan <3. It's funny, the art and voice acting are REALLY good, and it's taught me a few things about myself.
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