Uriel's Chasm

trash

It's a mashup of three incredibly nauseating, vomit-inducing mini-games and none of them are good, but because it's so bad I actually think it can be enjoyed ironically if you don't value your time at all.

Посмотрел видео с реальными людьми, которые называют её мусором прямо внутри игры. Потом я стал космической монахиней, которая собирает осколки Библии в открытом космосе, пока за мной гонится ГИГАНТСКАЯ ПАСТЬ. Я дрался с огромным жирафом с "волосатой губой", стреляя в него Писанием. Всё это время женский голос зачитывал мне случайные стихи из Библии под индастриал. 3/10. Это не игра. Это псевдо-искусство как по мне

creepy intro ngl

Not great, but unfairly maligned. I had some fun playing it, but couldn't beat the last boss. I've played some crumby games. This doesn't qualify as one of them. It can be a tough game and is otherwise pretty short. In-game graphics and sprite are at decent, quality-wise, but are certainly unique. It lacks any proper options menu. It has heavy Christian themes. It's definitely not for everyone, but anyone who likes weird games can certainly enjoy this one. I think most of the negative reviews are from people who received it as a gift. It's became a meme as a 'bad game'. It's not 'great', but it's not without it's merits.

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I don't really think I know words that do this sort of game justice. It feels like it must've been the project of some, specific, determined vision - but I just can't see it. I'm likely missing the point on this, and i doubt i'm alone in that, but man is this game strange. I gave it a good shot, finished it, but I'm still not entirely sure what was going on. At least it was short. Kind of.

...what?