Uriel's Chasm

insanely stupefying and filtering, treat this as a very confusing and unsettling experience for 5 dollars, preferably have a friend spectate

one of the only games on steam as a platform that continues to stick with me many years after i spent 40 minutes playing it. the other reviews are simply bad at playing video games

Wow. What an experience. First of all, I love Jesus. Let's make that clear. This game though, makes it very difficult to embrace my love of Jesus Christ. It is very confusing, and I'd much rather go read my bible by my bedside table.. next to my wife who I love btw (not more than Jesus) (and I also have 4 kids and a dog). Anyways, Uriel's Chasm is not worth the five dollars of my hard earned money. In which I earned at the construction site (I also work at Staples on the weekends) (and in the summer I mow lawns for my neighbors, and wash their cars, and walk their dogs) (I also bring Mrs. Rose's groceries inside free of charge) (Mrs. Rose is a very pretty woman, almost prettier than my wife) (I would never commit infidelity, as I am a man of God). I would give this game 1,002/1,000,000.

Incomprehensible avant-garde indie game with bizarre, self-referential themes. Lacks any coherence, emotional depth and playability

I had to play this after I heard it. Spent 16 minutes not knowing what to do. Then refunded it and looked it up on Youtube. This is truly one of the worst games on Steam.

I like the music for the 1st 3 levels. I know a lot of people didn't, but I did. The space shooter level was kinda fun, I thought. I actually really like how they designed the map. The rest of the game deserves the bad ratings it got. 'Specially the final boss (which I couldn't even get thru). Speaking as a Christian gamer, I have to say that this is the best example I've ever seen of how NOT to make a Christian video game. (Not that I've ever seen a good Christian game, but this is by far the worst I've seen yet.) Now to figure out how to actually remove a game from my Steam library instead of just hiding it.