Uranus

[h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](FxM) Sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship[/td] [td]No. Woot! Woot![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]One or two hours.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]No, not necessary[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Uranus[/b] is a lewd visual novel about a group of friends recalling their sexual (mis)adventures. [h1]Gameplay[/h1] Smash through text boxes and click icons with [i]zero[/i] pretext on what they do. I was clueless on what each button did, and I'm not sure if any of them did anything. There's multiple endings to this game, so they must [i]do something.[/i] [h1]Story[/h1] The game begins on the "Hang Out Field", where a few ladies discuss how [i]horny[/i] they are. To be honest, the story was difficult to track. They encounter a strange shirtless man, whom offers them a drink. They recount sexual experiences the three of them have shared with each other as they drink in the Hang Out Field. I. . . think that's the gist of it. [h1]Visuals[/h1] The titlescreen wasn't really a titlescreen, it was the first scene to the game. There are no "gallery" or "option" screens. In other words, there are no user-preferences which can be adjusted in-game. The interface struck me as deeply amatuerish. The text regularly leaves the boundaries of the text box, causing it to click with the window. It's an awful sight. [b]- The Goods -[/b] This title uses 3D renders, much like those of Daz Studio or Poser. The characters looked pretty good, although the males looked [i]terrible.[/i] I think this game would have been better off without 'em. The renders themselves are grainy, and the backgrounds are all-over-the-place in terms of quality. Overall, the adult-content is disappointing. Expect female nudity and male-on-female intercourse. [h1]Verdict[/h1] I don't recommend this game. The artwork is poor, and so is the English. It's a hard read, for all the wrong reasons. The interface is difficult to understand and poorly made. I would have more fun folding my bills into origami frogs. [h1]Support the Wombat[/h1] If you enjoy my reviews, please follow my Curator page. Trust me, [b]you want to.[/b] https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36272124-Wombat-Trap/ To stay up to date on announcements and [i]propaganda,[/i] click here! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/wombattrap

Slides are not in order... game is non sense... cant be played.

Oh well. Point and click visual novel with a few pretty pictures. Not worth it, but a bit cute. Get it on sale later.

[H1]보1지 보여줌. 꼭1지 보여줌. 자1지는 더 자세히 보여줌.섹1스안함.쓰레기[/H1] 이걸 게임이라고 분류해도 될지 모르겠다... 퍼즐이라고 할만한게 나오는 손자국 클릭하는 것 밖에 없거든! 게다가 성우도 없음. 배경음악도 없음. 오직 CG와 약간의 자막 뿐. CG는 중복CG가 엄청나게 많은데다가 여자가 벗은 장면도 나오긴 나오지만 자1지를 클로즈업 해서 보여주는건 확실히 짜증났다. [u]그리고 가장 치명적인게 마지막까지 섹1스 안함... [/u] 나는 환불을 택했다. [h1]누가 사겠다면 무조건 말리겠음. this is 쓰레기[/h1]

Totally nonsensical in the worst way. Horrible story. Horrid "game." I refunded it.

Hell yes! Imagine Ulysses without all the bothersome Irish dialect interpretation... Just as confusing as when you read it in High School without all that angst and testosterone crowding appreciation of Joyce from your teenage, suck-reflect-reduced brain. A whole lotta WTF, but now Culturally Relevant! In the game, you roam from dream state to dream state (did you shave this morning or was that in Finnegan's Wake?) as people with strange names and habits poke at your soul with impossible to decipher and (as all things are in life) pointless puzzles. Puzzling indeed... IF you were to plunk down more than the very modest price being asked, but trying to find all 6 endings especially fun when I can't really figure out how to tell that I reached an ending... Did I really accomplish anything? Have I grown? Does this game make me look fat? Warp your mind-- you know you want to.

hej der er ingen lyd for det første for det andet skal man klikke sig igennem spilet og ikke så meget andet billder er noglunde så der sker ikke så meget øv

[h3]❂【 Achievement Hunting Stats 】[/h3] [quote][table] [tr] [th]Skill[/th] [td]🟧⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]Luck[/th] [td]🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛[/td] [/tr] [tr] [th]Time[/th] [td]🟦🟦⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛[/td] [/tr] [/table][/quote] [h3]❂【 Additional Comments 】[/h3] [quote]Outright terrible game. Those 3D models give me the creeps if I stare at them for too long. There's no history tree diagram thing, so I had to create my own slenderman page in notepad. Skipping also has a noticeable delay: you can mash your mouse as fast as you want, but every path that's a repeat-ending takes roughly 3 minutes of your precious time.[/quote]