Unidentified Feline Obliterators

I don’t even know where to start. I bought this game on a random Tuesday night after staring at my ceiling fan for three hours wondering if my life was just going to be work emails, reheated leftovers, and arguing with my insurance company forever. Then I launched Unidentified Feline Obliterators. And suddenly, I wasn’t the guy who forgets laundry in the washer until it smells like wet dog. I wasn’t the guy who eats scrambled eggs for dinner four nights in a row because chopping onions feels like a personal betrayal. I wasn’t even the guy who once cried in the parking lot of Trader Joe’s because they were out of the good olive oil. No, I was a laser-eyed cat-commander vaporizing eldritch horrors with paws of destiny. Somehow this game has rewired me. My sleep schedule is still chaos, my desk is still covered in unopened mail, and my mom still texts me passive-aggressively about “career stability,” but I wake up every morning with a tiny ember of joy because I know I can boot this up and be a galactic feline warlord for a few precious hours. I don’t want to be dramatic (okay, I do), but this game did what therapy, journaling, and six different apps with teal-colored mindfulness exercises couldn’t: it made me actually laugh again. Full on laugh. Alone. At my computer. Like a lunatic. So yeah — Unidentified Feline Obliterators didn’t just cure my depression, it taught me that maybe I’m not doomed to be background noise in my own life. 10/10, would recommend to anyone who has ever stared into the abyss and thought, “I bet it would be fun if the abyss was full of cats with rocket launchers.”

Can't wait till the felines get identified! Got my ass beat by space dogs and rats... would recommend

Fun game, wish there was online multiplayer. Would recommend a purchase! Meow Meow Meow!

Its an cool game, but imo, ya left SRBT for this?

Super fun to play with friends. Haven't been able to beat the 2nd boss yet.

This gave me a bit of space invaders nostalgia. Great game!

This game is really cool! I love cats and I love shooters and the space theme ties it together in a really cool way!

A really bit improvement over the original version. Plays way better. Has 2 nice songs and is just over all really fun. I will say that the game is difficult. Even at the time of me writing if I somehow??? got the top score, I didn't even make it to wave 10 yet. Its really good and I can't wait to get the last 3 achievements. The dog is the best skin.

Yo! Gurt! This game is very fun. Played it with my homies. We died on the first boss. Good game!

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