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---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑️ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑️ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑️ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑️ Teens ☑️ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑️ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑️ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑️Easy to learn / Hard to master(Hard to mastery really means HARD) ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☑️ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑️ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑️ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑️ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑️ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☑️ 10

May or may not be completely ass at this game, may or may not have raged at this game, but is still the best game in my library

strangely, after i got this game, i began to realize men in feminine clothing ARE kinda cute. 100 hours in and i bought thigh highs, and i have realized anyone else in my friend group who plays this is either lesbian, extremely feminine, or submissive. i definitely recommend it, the cybergrind is the best part for me. if i get a new record on my cybergrind standard its because the t-shirt + thigh high combo is goated.

the game itself is peak but i didnt like the part that gabriel didnt take his clothes off and did gay sex with the blue robot and also the fact that you can't do robot sex with the red robot 4/10

I have rlly bad motion sickness and that makes this next to impossible for me to play comfortably, but all the characters are sexy so it's worth it. Highly recommend.

Nearly flawless in every metric. Mechanics, weapons, enemies, OST, art direction, level design, secrets, and the absolutely beautiful tragedy of it all. Don't you dare fumble the ending Hakita I swear to GOD

i love the game as a whole but even after 4 months of hotfixes after fraud i still get abysmal fps in certain sections (sub 15 fps) when I used to score 120 fps in previous layers before the update please great hakita i dont have money for a new pc (dont get me wrong Id still recommend the game 100 fold its great overall still)

This game is beautiful, whatever physics engine they've got is incredible. I highly recommend it, the cybergrind also makes for great replayability and gives so much customisation. Custom terrain, custom music, custom background. The levels are fun and the gameplay is so instinctive you get immersed instantly. One small request though: Dear devs, I love the work you've done, love the game, love the music, love the story, but please for the love of all that is holy give us a multiplayer mode! Something like cybergrind or just like a really big arena type thing would make things so fun... Also how did you beat DOOM to both a chainsaw shotgun and a shotgun punch?!

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ G HATE 6-2 I SM NEVER REPLAHIGN THAt fukcing LEVEL AGAIN EVER EVER EVER anyways the game is rlly good and fun ok? play it now

Very good. Dunno why they put about 30ish levels of shooting before the cleaning part, but peak game nonetheless