Ultimate Monkey Race

ah yes the form of human expression known as video games, one of the best ways someone can express their creative liberties in a worth while art form, whether its through the form of a story that can capture the hearts of millions like Marley and me, or game play so great and addictive it becomes a instant classic, video games are a unmatched balance of creative expression from creator and community alike. one video game that i have stumbled across in the depths of steam recently is "ultimate Money Race" this game takes a similar format to party games from the past such as UCH (ultimate chicken horse) with a game-play loop of playing with your friends in a level and then add to it afterwards. however unlike UCH this game does not spark joy in me. it instead brings a level of misery and pain so unparalleled that i almost felt pity for making this review, like the main character at the end of Marley and Me when they had to put their dog down. but i believe that great strides forward can from genuine criticism which is why i have come here today, so i have decided to break this into 3 core rules that may help you improve in future endeavors 1. make you own ideas. i know it can feel intimidating but much like the main character from the hit movie Marley and me you have to try, i believe that if you work hard you can bring out your inner talent 2. put some more time and effort into this. i know in the modern gaming landscape things move a mile a minute, like helldivers was the biggest game ever at the start of this year and now its fallen int obscurity, but the best thing you can do is take your time to create a project you are proud of 3. don't worry about taking big risks. don't just play it safe, make something bold that you haven't seen before, try to do something innovative even if you fail it will be a great learning experience for you, and failure is the best teacher, just like the main character in Marley and me you have to do something bold in order to succeed (probably idk never watched it sounds like a good movie though) 4. STOP USING THE SAME DEATH SOUND LIKE ADD 1 OR 2 OTHER ONES IT GETS SO ANNOYING HEAR THE SAME "AHAHAHH" OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN hope this helped Edit: i was chilling today playing dress to impress with the baddies (i am one of the baddies) and i noticed this heathen known as "dodododo17" saying my review is BAD??? and i offer no criticism, which is untrue because i said it should be more like Marley and me, so maybe add a dog to this game and kill it at the end, but that comment on my review got me thinking and yeah i can be constructive with this about what makes it bad, and that can be boiled down to one simple detail, the third dimension, 1. you see in UCH if someone places down a trap you have to work around the trap you have to think of a creative way to counter it, but in this game you just have to take a jump to the left or a step to the right in order to avoid something, this breaks the entire game, 2. so thats the first bad thing, the second thing is how poorly it was made, there was this one glitch where i placed down a flamethrower next to a cannon that you get shot out of, and i just got infinite trap points because you get points for every time you hit someone instead of when they get killed by it for some reason, and although this is funny (almost as funny as giving a negative joke review that can have an impact on my revenue that I live on, real knee slapper there) it shows how lazy the developers are, in conclusion im not trying to draw eyebrows on the mona lisa because i think she should have them, im just saying that a 3D model of the mona lisa is worse than the original and that marley and me is better than the mona lisa, and also screw you dodododo17 my review is objectively flawless and i can do no wrong

Was looking for an alternative to Ultimate Chicken Horse and this ♥♥♥♥ was not it lol. Entire game is lacking any cohesiveness in art style and theme. A third person version of ultimate chicken horse is a great idea for a game and I hope it comes to fruition, but the way its implemented in this game is amateurish and doesn't provide the experience that most people likely buy this game hoping for.

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Very good and fun games to play with friends. would reccomend wish this game could blow up online so it receives more support.

This is me playing solo the game is fun but needs more players. https://youtu.be/RWmkYe0tiJY?si=drRXa-8I-Pg4dsxk

It is a great fun game however the Cave map is mid and the jetpacks completely ruin the entire aspect of the game. They are a terrible feature in their current state and should be heavily nerfed to make the game a more fun experience.

Update: Added my PC specs (via Steam Beta) ==================================== Not much content yet, but pretty funny tbh. I'll come back when more content is released ^^

Fun, little game to fool around with your friends

No exaggeration, the best game ever made

No monkey noises Monkeys have clothes on (and look like an average nft bros twitter pfp) Kinda janky (more of a positive than a negative) Overalls need a bit more silliness I will edit the review after I play it a bit more