The Wicked Sorceress

[h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](F) Sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship?[/td] [td]No. Woot! Woot![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]Ten minutes.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]No, not necessary.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]The Wicked Sorceress[/b] is a lewd third-person shooter game where you get to "have your way" with the sorceress. [h1]Gameplay[/h1] Shoot baddies until you reach the end of a fancy hallway, and then two-shot the evil sorcerer. Afterwards, enjoy a half-assed sex-scene and move on to the second level. Rinse, repeat, and then realize the game is over and [b]you’ve been royally ripped off.[/b] [h1]Story[/h1] There is no story (and I’m not making one up). [h1]Visuals[/h1] The titlescreen looks great! Although, I can't say the same about the titlemenu. There are no user-preferences to adjust (not even audio!) User-preferences should come standard in [b]every game ever.[/b] The graphics are decent, though I suspect asset-flips (not saying they are though. I was not fond of the motion blur (and I never am), but I did enjoy the crazy spell effects and excessive gore. [b]- The Goods-[/b] After each level, you can view a provocatively posed sorceress. The character model for her is decent. In the first level, she is hanged (by her hands) and you can rotate the camera (and it's as [i]fun[/i] as it sounds). In the second level, you can spam "space bar" to awkwardly thrust your weapon into her lady parts, until reaching a screen where you can spray sparks (which I think are supposed to be the jizzy-stuff) onto her face. For a game that advertises [b]having your way,[/b] it kind of fails miserably doesn't it? [h1]Verdict[/h1] I do not recommend this game (at all!) Five USD for five minutes of gameplay is probably one of the worst deals I have ever seen on Steam — I'd actually recommend that you purchase of a fistful [i]memeware[/i] than support this release. [b]The Wicked Sorceress[/b] is a cool concept with cool graphics, but unfortunately it's also a blatant rip-off (and dare I say a [b]scam[/b] for the price tag.) [table][tr][td][url=https://wombattrap.com/review/the-wicked-sorceress/]To read the full length review, click here![/url][/td][/tr][/table] [h1]Support the Wombat[/h1] [b]<3[/b] Follow the [b]Wombat Trap Curator[/b] page for more reviews! [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36272124-Wombat-Trap/]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Join the [b]Wombat Trap Group[/b] to stay up to date on propaganda! [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/wombattrap]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Sell your soul to me with [b]Patreon[/b] to keep me alive! [url=https://www.patreon.com/datwombat]Click here![/url]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyJUMjrG-lI You know I usually like to write out reviews carefully, even if it is just some steam trash I'll try to articulate why things are bad, whether its unoriginality, lazy design or shameful use of sex and violence (this contains all three, by the way.) But here my friends I am at a loss for words. You fire at bugs with the skull cannon, you defeat the wicked sorceress and just like the description says, you can have your way with her. I mean people always complain that Steam has no quality control, that they just let anyone upload their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ half-baked "games" in giant quotation marks. And er, yeah they're completely right. It really doesn’t look good for steam to have these words anywhere on their platform "Contains strong violence and gore, (right, ok) uncensored nudity (hmm) and adult only sexual content including non-consensual sex." (uhhh???) Do you remember the GTA hot coffee scandal? It was a terrible sex minigame locked away on the disk and although it didn't even contain nudity it still caused a giant outrage from the morality guardians. I wonder whether in years to come there will be a similar scandal involving Steam, one of these awful games will come out that actually has an engaging main gameplay loop and a budget, it'll get a bit of publicity, the mainstream media will pick up on it and before you know it steam will be forced to bring down the banhammer on these things, taking up their server space like perverted leeches. Would you mourn it if that happens? These games are clearly scams most of the time. This one in particular is almost £4 for four minutes of "gameplay" again, giant air quotes. You run forward, shooting with the one weapon at enemies that don't attack you (which are thrown down onto the map with less care than you use sprinkling cheese onto a sandwich), you pop a couple of rounds into the sorceress, then a couple onto her chest and that’s it. Again, what can you say? The dev has made their money and they're moving on, probably under a new account so their output can't be traced. Thank Christ for the refund feature. As far as porn games go it ain't exactly titillating either. The first encounter is literally just a 3D model viewer, with no interaction, and the second has less choice for what to do than the average 2007 flash game of the same genre. This is a partially amusing embarrassment though, the pulse pounding music just makes me giggle and the shamelessness of the stolen Unity assets is pretty incredible. I really don't have much more to say about this, this review took longer to write than it took to put this thing together. Please just stay clear. Why debase your game collection with this? There are easier ways to arouse yourself on steam anyway, have you seen the arse on some of those Overwatch characters? I make review videos too, have a look https://www.youtube.com/user/calumelliott

It's uncensored and has okay graphics, but that is where the good ends. This game has 2 levels both of which can be completed in less than a minute. The sexual scenes don't allow you to move the camera freely you can only go left or right in a circle around the character and can't get a good angle no matter where you position. Barely worth playing even if it was free.

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背景が違うだけで同じMAPのステージを２周すればゲームクリア。 敵を倒しながらでも５～６分でゲームクリアできる短さ。 道中、敵も配置されてるけどLevel2(Stage2)で出てくるトロールみたいなデカい奴以外はガン無視でOK。 敵に殴られたしてもミリ単位でしかHP減らないので死ぬことの方が難しい。 各ステージ（２ステージしかないけど）の最後にはボス的な女騎士（？）がいるが、ほぼ棒立ちの雑魚。 倒すと女騎士を懲らしめるエッチシーンがある。 １ステージ目は吊るされて裸にされた女騎士を眺めるだけ。 サンプル画像だと下から見上げてるけど、実際のゲーム内では上からの視点。 ３Dなのに視点の移動が左右回転とズームしかできず、上下への移動・回転が無いので性器は見れない。 ２ステージ目は女騎士の股間に杖を突っ込んで謎の白い液体をぶっかけて終わり。 はい、ゲームクリア。おめでとう。 なんだこれ。

Не игра, а какая-то демка, слепленная из готовых ассетов. Нужно пройти небольшие коридоры, в которых есть враги с интеллектом валенка. Я даже пробовал просто стоять, чтобы узнать последствия. Знаете, что случилось, когда моё здоровье упало до 0? Мой персонаж не умер, а монстры перестали реагировать на моё присутствие! 🕖 Время прохождения: 2-5 минут. 🔞 Цензура: нет. Ничего от этой игры не ждал, поэтому не разочаровался и сделал возврат средств. В игре есть пара сцен с обнажённой девушкой, но в таком качестве - продукт не стоит и рубля.

[H1]보1지 보여줌. 꼭1지 보여줌. 2판에서 더는 진행안됨. GPU리로스 엄청나게 잡아먹음[/h1] 음악만 좋음. 일단 1판에서는 제대로 움직이던 몹이 2판부터는 테란의 터렛처럼 그자리에 가만히 있음. - 버그인듯. 그리고 2판 깨고나면 3판으로 안 넘어가고 그냥 끝임. 선택지가 2가지가 있는데 그거 다 선택해봐도 3판으로 안넘어감. 3판으로 안 넘어가는게 버그인지 아닌지는 모르겠지만 이런 문제가 안 고쳐진다면! 이 게임은 절대 사면 안된다. 그래픽은 쓸만하다. 잘 만들었음. 하지만 즐길거리가 너무 없다. 그리고 GPU리소스를 엄청나게 잡아먹는다. 내 컴퓨터가 GTA5 풀옵을 원할하게 돌리는 컴퓨터인데 이거 실행하니 GPU를 75%는 잡아먹더라. 이 게임을 시작하자마자 그래픽카드 펜이 마구돌아가더라.. 나도 환불하려는거 꾹 참고 있는 중. [h1]그러니 사지마라.[/h1]

trash game was over in less than 10 mins and it was just bad i cant find the words to say it in a nice manner sorry

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환불할예정 현재 게임플레이하고 클리어하는데 3분걸렸음 리뷰쓴다고 2분 멍때렸음 사지마세요 단순한 1인칭 슈팅어드벤처인데 진짜 별거없습니다 음악도 괜찮고 몹들 생김새도 괜찮은데 딱 2판있는데 1판에서나온몹이 2판에서 그냥 멈춘채로 가만히있고(버그) 딱히 길찾기같은거없이 쭉걸어가며 조금씩나오는 몹만 쏘고나면 3분내에 클리어 클리어하고 나오는 야한것도 진짜 아무것도없는수준 이걸 6500원? 차라리 이돈들고 나가서 돈까스사먹으세요