The Skeleton

[h1] Bare Bones. No Dissection Needed. [/h1] [b] Who Will Enjoy It [/b]: Nobody. [b] Who Won't Enjoy It [/b]: Everybody. Under absolutely no circumstances should you spend any money on The Skeleton. While the concept may seem goofy, scary, and to some extent enjoyable, I can assure you that it is not. The Skeleton is a developer experimenting with Unity, cobbling menus, timers, and awful AI together to create a survival horror game. The UI is incredibly ugly, with eye melting fonts & colors that change level to level. There is also a temperature gauge that serves absolutely zero purpose. The whole thing is just a giant stitched together mess that has no direction and poor gameplay mechanics. This isn't Slender, Monstrum, or anything of the sort. The story is 10 minutes of walking. All additional maps in the Survival Mode can only be won if you find a house and crouch in a corner room for 600 seconds of pure boredom. When the Skeleton finds you, there is nothing you can do to win. He runs at exactly your pace, can't be lost, stunned, temporarily defeated, or distracted, and will proceed to end you in two glitchy attacks. Game over. It may or may not be worth mentioning that the game is $14.99, which is the final blow to a game that already isn't funny or enjoyable in that "so bad it's good" kind of way. At best, this would have made a great Windows 95 interactive screensaver. At worst, this is a waste of time, money, and disk space. Avoid at all costs.

the skeleton murdered me in real life im a ghost typing this

play this game only if you have the strength to

Honestly one of the greatest games of our generation. One can't even imagine to know how someone would come up with such pure gold. Negative reviews are honestly just too ignorant to even begin to comprehend how great of a MASTERPIECE this game is!

Okay this game is pretttty good. I never figured out why he is so angry but if I know one thing, its that that the skeliton is VERY angry. If i could give just one tiny ( or actually HUGE LMAO LOL) recommendation please its would be to PLEASE add a THE GIANT SKELETON MODE! PLease it would be so cool if the skeliton grew and crushed us with his CROOKED foot. But over all good game.

not bad ass. and so game. and dosnt care about world way you way think too, so its a dungeons. so its a i point it, thank you.

The Skeleton.

this made my baby brother freaking cry dude, the fact you think you can do ♥♥♥♥ like that to a poor ol 7 year old baby boy makes my blood boil....if you acted like that to somebody on the street they would KNOCK YOU THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT DUDE! Stay Away From My Little Bro.

The Skeletons are Very ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ my Pants. Good? Video Games

what the ♥♥♥♥ man