The Dive

Just a silly game

Pretty short, but cool. Gameplay is broken thought

Trash game with trash controls where you cut your penis off & can't knock out someone with a metal bar but you get downed in 2 fists...

An underwater fever dream that is unique and actually kinda fun. This is a shocking experience for one scene in particular. The game is only 15 minutes long really but it may take you a bit to figure out what to do. I recommend this because its QUITE the experience. Give it a shot and enter the "nightmare". 6/10

you wont make it past the shark. but if you did congrats!

I don't know, really. This is an interesting one because it's both incredibly simple and a bit of a mess. With the exception of beating a man to death with a crow bar, every step in this game is a bit of a confusing hassle despite there being so few. From the difficulty in shooting the shark in the eyes to actually figuring out you have to move to and left click the final boss after a stun, there's a lot of unintuitive stuff here. However, the game isn't exactly long and I do dig the setting. There's also a dream sequence where you castrate yourself and... it's just weird. It's a lot, but at the same time barely anything. I spent $0.79 on this for like twenty minutes, most of which was me trying to figure out how to beat the boss. Is that a fair price? Maybe, but I suppose it's less than a soda.