The Bleakest Keep

10/10

Holy gem alert!1!1 Game feels and looks phenomenal. Also Juliet is bad as fuh :drool:

Dark Souls + Goth Mommy + Berserk

It was fun getting incrementally better at the game until I could complete runs back to back.[spoiler]Of course, being encouraged by the iconic buxom sorceress helps quite a bit :^)[/spoiler] and the alternate game modes/characters are a nice variety! Cool character design, though some BGM would go quite a long way for sure. Looking forward to seeing what comes next!

got ♥♥♥♥ slapped by edger a couple times. finally was locked in. got to the clock, fell off by being body blocked by two fat chuds. cried a lil then remembered i jus get to see more juilet hopped right back on a new run and got ♥♥♥♥ slapped by edger 4 more times.

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I know exactly why you bought this game, don't lie to me, because I know why I bought it. Short game (less than 1 hour) with some roguelite elements, swashbuckler combat and boss fights. Replayability is unlocking outfits for the characters. You need a topless male protagonist with some chest hair, you just don't know it yet. Graphics are simple. Imagine Old RuneScape graphics with some additional details. It's nothing to write home about, and that's totally fine, as it's completely acceptable. Combat is straightforward and easy to grasp, but can take a few fails to get the timing on parries/blocks down properly. Melee weapons are chosen at the beginning of a run, while ranged weapons can always be found throughout the run. Boss fights are...well, once you learn how to block everything, you're pretty much set to go. There's only a few attacks that might make you move out of the boss' face. Overall, for what's basically $10, it's alright. Nothing that knocks you off your chair, but there's replayability in the roguelite sense and unlocking costumes for the characters if you're interested.