Suck Up!

[ !!! THIS GAME IS ABANDONWARE !!! ] i've played this game before the steam release and i can say for 100% certain that this game is abandoned and the devs have given up on this game already. the demo and love bites were okay but it was around the time when mic drop was added that the game started to suffer. the actual developer of the game had already moved on from the game LONG before the steam release as a new person came along and picked it up. As you can clearly see, the change of ownership didn't stop the ship from sinking. it was a cool concept of a game when it actually worked but now the game has no chance of functioning properly. it was fun while it lasted. if you happen to stumble upon this game however, DO NOT BUY IT because the game WILL NOT properly function. most likely what happened to this game is that it got decently popular from streamers/youtubers playing the game for a one-off then the fame quickly died off. i was able to thankfully get this game for free because i bought this game pre-steam release and pre-developer change

i killed an old lady before finding clothes i felt like a israel soldier

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☑ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☑ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☑ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☑ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

Before this game was on Steam, it was a lot of fun. It is straight up broken on Steam though for some reason? Controls are only half-functional, no customization thumbnails display when you are creating a new NPC (they're all just blank squares), and you can only enter about 100 characters into the character description. You used to be able to just type almost as much as you wanted for a description. Upon trying to test an NPC, I couldn't even talk to them. Both via microphone and typing, neither worked. Glad that I got a free key for this on Steam, because this would be an automatic refund otherwise.

I miss the old version before Steam this is just a buggy mess hate to say it...

this game is to laggy it took it 47 minutes to even start because it keeped crashing and it's unplayable for me and some people

It's a silly little game but paying BRL 26,24 (around 5-6 dollars) for a game which doesn't load the majority of it's contents like the character customization buttons (eg: clothes, hair) and long response times is not my cup of tea

Assim, eu acho que o jogo tem uma ÓTIMA e DIVERTIDA premissa. Porém, com todo o respeito, é muita sacanagem lançarem o jogo CHEIO DE BUGS! Por exemplo, o modo "Love Bite" tem DIVERSOS BUGS, como os comandos de fala do jogo surgindo enquanto os NPC's falam (comando "<end>"), as cartas de término não aparecendo mesmo depois de você ter recebido elas, personagens falando coisas sem sentido etc. Além da tradução porca para o português, que é simplesmente horrível! Acho que seria melhor eles arrumarem o jogo antes de lançá-lo, porque é bizarro um jogo de R$52,49 ter essa qualidade!

I've watched many streamers play this, hence my excitement to give it a try myself. It's not a bad game. It's fun, the characters are great, and it definitely delivers. But yes, there's a ton of problems still present. The character creation menu is completely broken for me, resulting in several soft-locks where I have to force a game shutdown. Some sounds are missing, such as knocking on the door, slamming the door, picking/dropping items, and the fun energetic music of getting chased has turned into a slightly darker tune. I prefer the older one. That being said, I still recommend the game since the main story itself is playable and provides great content. You definitely get a lot of enjoyment out of it and that's the only reason I'll recommend it. That being said, I do hope to see many of these bugs get fixed. I'm not sure if the game is still in development, but here's to hoping. As it CURRENTLY STANDS... I don't recommend buying the game at full price. I'd potentially wait for any sort of sale.

es muy entretenido el unico problema es que cuando me agarra el policia da igual lo que diga que nunca me cree pero el resto esta muy bien