Starship Annihilator

Клон клона, в котором нет ни уникального стиля, ни интересного вызова. Даже за низкую цену покупка сомнительна, так как в жанре полно бесплатных или более качественных аналогов.

Ну так скажу это аркадка которая в принципе выполнена хорошо, игровые автоматы теперь на компьютерах, для любителей подобного будет годно, и вполне сойдет, но я не люблю подобное и считаю это устаревшим, но если оценивать игру в уровне своего статуса, она играбельна, и как я сказал выполнена хорошо, но в ней нет того азарта, как это было действительно в старых играх, не знаю как это точно описать, но она как будто без души, так что такие дела

I got this game for free on some weird website... I don't know why I even started it... Is there something wrong with my life? Do I lack connection? Or friends? Or life's purpose? Why did I put myself through such a painfully monotone and generic experience? Is this some sort of masoch*stic perversion of mine? On some days, I wish I could just leave everything behind... The place... The school... The work... The life... No more waking up tired, no more headaches, no more pain. Sometimes you just need a wake-up call to get from the bottom of existence... Imagine you are at the bottom of your own life, and then you play a game like this, you are gonna notice something, something you haven't realized to this point. Maybe your life wasn't so bad after all, since it could always be worse. You could be stuck in hell, forced to play Starship Annihilator for eternity. You don't want that, do you? Of course not. Have some hope, friend, have some hope. I know you can get out of the prison of your own thoughts. Start small, don't force yourself to go all in right from the beginning. Clean your place, get a haircut, start going on walks, write to some family members you haven't spoken to in a while, invite a girl on a date, improve your diet. I know you can do it. But you have to try to do it yourself; I cannot do it for you. 3/10 - Generic shoot-'em-up game that will make you question your own existence, since there is no reason to play it apart from trading cards and achievements.

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40 minutes for a full playthrough. Can be played with a gamepad. Graphics are top-notch, a 5090 should handle it even with ray tracing.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ I thought I launched reality 2.0 ☐ actually really pretty ☐ fine, don’t lie to yourself ☐ looks good until you move the camera ☐ my GPU filed a complaint ☑ PS2 graphics with confidence issues ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ I’m addicted and it’s ruining me ☐ solid, can’t even be mad ☐ it’s “gameplay” I guess ☐ do the same thing for 6 hours simulator ☐ I felt my soul leave my body ☑ uninstalled mid-tutorial ---{ Audio }--- ☐ I need this OST in my veins ☐ pretty good honestly ☐ it exists, moving on ☑ muted it after 10 minutes ☑ I now understand silence as a blessing ---{ Audience }--- ☑ chill for everyone ☐ teens/adults with patience ☐ adults with too much free time ☐ kids should not be here unsupervised ☐ grandma would uninstall you ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ runs on a potato and hope ☐ normal people hardware ☐ decent mid setup needed ☐ my PC started praying ☐ NASA-tier ego requirements ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ smaller than your ego ☐ reasonable ☐ kinda chunky but fine ☐ why is this 80GB ☐ I need to delete my life for storage ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ press button, win life ☑ chill and easy ☐ easy to learn, pain to master ☐ skill issue generator ☐ I am actively getting humbled ☐ Dark Souls but without the respect ---{ Story }--- ☑ no story, no problems ☐ some lore if you care ☐ mid but serviceable ☐ actually kinda interesting ☐ I did NOT sign up for emotional damage ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ blink and it’s over ☑ short and sweet ☐ decent grind ☐ this game is now my personality ☐ I live here now, apparently ---{ Price }--- ☐ free?? steal it ☑ fair enough ☐ wait for sale unless you’re desperate ☐ you’ll regret impulse buying ☐ this better fix my life for that price ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ shockingly clean ☐ minor annoyances ☐ noticeable jank but playable ☐ bugged but “early access” excuse ☐ the bugs have their own patch notes ---{ Overall Experience }--- ☐ life-changing masterpiece ☐ actually really good ☐ solid, no regrets ☐ questionable but I stayed anyway ☑ I lost time I will never get back ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 – uninstall immediately ☑ 2 – why does this exist ☐ 3 – pain ☐ 4 – regret ☐ 5 – average suffering ☐ 6 – kinda alright ngl ☐ 7 – solid but don’t gas it ☐ 8 – actually good, relax ☐ 9 – you’re glazing ☐ 10 – paid review behavior

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40 minutes for a full playthrough. Can be played with a gamepad. Graphics are top-notch, a 5090 should handle it even with ray tracing.

NOT BADD

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